Absolutely dying today. Got myself one of those moretti blade things for the house, to get me through the lockdown, bit of a laugh but they are pretty cool.
(04-05-2020, 10:40 AM)Walter Boycechak Wrote: Absolutely dying today. Got myself one of those moretti blade things for the house, to get me through the lockdown, bit of a laugh but they are pretty cool.
Think I had about 9 pints though.
I've got the Sub. They've got a new moretti, like an Ale. 7.2%
Had four pints of it a few nights ago, followed by some Jack Daniels. Was on that house party app with some of my mates. Absolutely smashed
Don't know why, but I tried to piss in my kitchen sink. Dirty bastard.
The mrs caught me and my mates heard this interaction before I turned my phone off.
“What the fuck are you doing put your fucking cock awayâ€
“My cocks not out†as I stood with it in my hand in the middle of the kitchen.
Been ripped for it every day since on the group chats