01-22-2017, 12:59 PM
Get ready for a JJYAY and PIGGY bonanza. Was quite pished last night, nothing too bad. Bonnyrigg was heaving everywhere. Great day out. Ended up in Dalkeith later and some fucking absolute fucking massive fucking CUNT stuck the heed in me. Burst my specs, only pair I've got and I'm totally fucked without them. Near enough pretty much blind. Wrapped the heed right in my eye, burst all my eye and smashed the specs. Massive gash (your mum lol) down my eye. Lost the lense, still got the frames but they're fucked