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Saturday night takeaway (literally)
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09-11-2021, 06:55 PM -
(09-10-2021, 08:27 PM)Walter Boycechak Wrote: Absolutely terrible.

Naan, passable.

Channa poori, actually pretty decent.

Jalfrezi, chicken so bad and inedible which makes me wonder whether it was a seagull off the roof, it was so dry, and teuch, had that terrible consistency of cheap cheap chicken and fuck knows how many times it has been cooked. Absolutely teeming with ghee, not seen anything like it this bad before. About three entire green peppers in, to make up the volume.

Saag. The chicken is actually quite nice, big pieces of chicken breast as if from a roast (maybe been boiled then removed). Not bad, oh wait is that a bone. And another one. And is that a huge pool of ghee in the tub. The sauce is quite nice but its dripping with so much ghee it ruins it.

Rice, dry.

Chicken pakora, poor.

Have had to spit out 4 mouthfuls already and still have a half full plate.

£1.50 mango chutney less 'made in house', more 'a tablespoon of pataks'.

Oh aye, and the driver. The wife is out, so I was trying to get the daughter to sleep, then the cunt allegedly phones (did ye aye) as i get a "your delivery driver tried to call" message. He texts "i am outside" so i go to the door, no one there. "Can you come outside". I go outside and he's not there. no one on the street either. Wait for ages then I see this fanny walking up the street, eventually gets to me, the dog is going mad in the house, barking his head off as he's clocked him, and he starts moaning at me and claims its my fault and his sat nav had right address (2 streets away). Absolute wanker of a guy.

£50.  Crowe tempted to chuck the whole lot in the bin.

Rofl Rofl

Missed this. Wished I’d ordered 2 now jjay
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RE: Saturday night takeaway (literally) - by Morph - 09-11-2021, 06:55 PM

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