01-13-2015, 09:52 AM
(01-08-2015, 10:52 AM)Walter Sobchak Wrote: I don't like milk, and hate milky coffee. I do like a flat white but it's got to be strong. A latte is my worst nightmare. So my seethe today is cunts in coffee shops who make comments when I order an extra shot in a fucking flat white.
"Ooh thats a strong coffee." "Ooh that will keep you going all day." "Ooh that'll keep you up all night."
No it won't. Just fuck off and give me my coffee FFS.
"Ooh that will be 3 shots. An extra shot would be really strong. A flat white has 2 shots already." Really? Thanks for this stunning insight, as I have never ordered a coffee before, I am eternally grateful for your wisdom.
I get the same from one of the cunts at starbucks, every time he serves me he hands it over whilst saying '4 shots? that'll put a spring in your step'
No, it'll just about stop me falling asleep on the train and missing my stop, i'll have a coffee made in the office before my laptop boots up you prick!