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Amsterdam
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Poor Playercey
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01-22-2015, 07:34 PM -
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Going tomorrow with 14 other TOP BOYS for a stag weekend (Wiggo )

Any recommendations m8s? I look forward to reading them, then ignoring them completely in favour of sitting in some dank pub getting off my tits on space cakes. jjay
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01-22-2015, 07:37 PM -
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Stay away from the weed mate. That shit's for tossers.
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01-22-2015, 07:44 PM -
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Take Rog's advice, he's a psychonaut
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01-22-2015, 07:50 PM -
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But I want to trip balls like a total cretin, AP-style. Sob
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01-22-2015, 07:52 PM -
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Only advice I would give is go off the beaten track a bit and stay away from the massive places. Been a couple of times and always enjoyed it.

As my dad does not read this place, can also throw in that taken the best pills in my life out there - not done that shit in years though.

Enjoy young, Acey - wish it was me like.
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01-22-2015, 07:58 PM -
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Whatever you decide to do, I hope you don't do what that boy who played for Celtic did and live tweet/post every moment, especially if you decide to go cruising the red light district.
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01-22-2015, 08:10 PM -
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Went for a mate's 21st a few years back. Remember fuck all except one time we all went around every fast food place in Amsterdam and bought stuff, then took it back to the flat we were renting and had a massive scran jjay and one time there was a cafe with mad fluorescent toilets. Also saw a heshe with a really big cock.

Hope you take these recommendations on board and they improve your holibags, m9.
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01-22-2015, 08:20 PM -
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Don't smoke the shit with orange on it.
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01-22-2015, 08:40 PM -
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Think Amsterdam is a bit intense for a wee drip like you Acey. Best make your excuses and stay at home that weekend Smug

My mate sent home coke he bought off a boy in the street through the fucking mail Warnock Stuck it in a pink Barbie pen, put that in a card with a birthday card addressed to his "niece" and put a stamp on it. Arrived Warnock
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01-22-2015, 08:46 PM -
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I know some guys who went to the dam whilst over for the Feyenoord game.

2 of them (unknowingly) ended up in a tranny bar whilst totally wasted. Standing at the bar, one of them turned to order drinks. When he turned back round the other one was getting a handy of a big drag queen - eyes rolling about in the back of his head, cock oot, looking very confused.

The "victim" was absolutely distraught and it's NEVER been openly discussed.

Enjoy your trip.

Warnock

NB. I am categorically not the "victim"
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01-22-2015, 08:50 PM -
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Sure it was a 'mate' Begbie.

Get a big bag of mushrooms and trip balls for the whole trip.

Also, fall in the canal in a psychonotic state and die Smug
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01-22-2015, 08:56 PM -
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(01-22-2015, 08:50 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Sure it was a 'mate' Begbie.

Get a big bag of mushrooms and trip balls for the whole trip.

Also, fall in the canal in a psychonotic state and die Smug

Absolutely not me Warnock

That was in the days where I was happy with aforementioned big bag of mushies on the trip only Laugh
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01-22-2015, 09:03 PM -
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Give the black ladies of the night a try Pinilla


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01-22-2015, 09:06 PM -
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(01-22-2015, 09:03 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: Give the black ladies of the night a try Pinilla


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My mate (ahem) banged a big fat old black prozzie from behind while she was eating a tuna sandwich, melted out his face on Philosophors Stones Warnock
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01-22-2015, 09:57 PM -
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(01-22-2015, 09:06 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: My mate (ahem) banged a big fat old black prozzie from behind while she was eating a tuna sandwich, melted out his face on Philosophors Stones Warnock

Warnock

Might dump the bursd tonight so I can morally justify the above scenario over the weekend. Smug
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01-22-2015, 09:59 PM -
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Different post code area, Acey.
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