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Hangover thread
Started by Alan Partridge




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02-22-2015, 03:22 PM -
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02-22-2015, 03:30 PM -
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(02-22-2015, 03:10 PM)Beats Wrote: Feel fucking terrible. Stomach agony as well.

Fell out with the wife and chucked her new top in the garden at some point, she found it this morning. I'm a dick like.

Hero.

If it's any consolation, I had nothing to drink last night and have only had one glass of wine with my dinner last Sunday all month. Feeling on top form mate Cool
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02-22-2015, 03:31 PM -
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brilliant Warnock
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02-22-2015, 03:34 PM -
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(02-22-2015, 03:30 PM)Francis Begbie Wrote: Hero.

If it's any consolation, I had nothing to drink last night and have only had one glass of wine with my dinner last Sunday all month. Feeling on top form mate Cool

Cheers man.

Hammered the vodka. I feel not to bad just the pains in my stomach.
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02-22-2015, 03:45 PM -
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Was at a Brazilian bar up next to Potterrow last night. Absolutely brilliant laugh that by the way, well recommended.
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02-22-2015, 03:48 PM -
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You are some cookie, Beats.
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02-22-2015, 04:41 PM -
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Ah, Beats. Don't ever change Warnock
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02-22-2015, 06:04 PM -
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Rofl

What made you think throwing her top into the garden was the best way to get back at her Beats?
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02-22-2015, 06:17 PM -
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Probably threw it at the neighbours bastard cat, eh Beats?

Nothing else you could do, really.
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02-22-2015, 07:05 PM -
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Beats' antics last night, straight out of an episode of Eastenders. Some boy.
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02-22-2015, 08:10 PM -
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(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: The answer is Yes.
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02-22-2015, 09:15 PM -
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She came downstairs to tell me to turn the music down and we had an argument. I was letting the dog out in the garden and she was still going on so when she went back upstairs I chucked it outside. Cheap tat from New Look anyway.

I did apologise as it was a nasty thing to do.
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02-22-2015, 09:56 PM -
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(02-22-2015, 09:15 PM)Beats Wrote: She came downstairs to tell me to turn the music down and we had an argument.

Warnock
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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02-22-2015, 10:02 PM -
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Smashed my phone, made a cunt of myself and some bird locked me in her flat all day.

And now got the shits.

Great night out.
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02-22-2015, 11:21 PM -
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(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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03-07-2015, 09:27 AM -
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Cornette

Was at corporate at the Davis Cup yesterday. 3 course meal, two matches and free bar throughout..

Murray game was wrapped up in an hour and a half, second game went on for 4 hours...I was absolutely buckled. We turned up at Koolba half an hour late for our reservation and barely able to walk. It was all a good idea at the time.

Woke up like a pianos landed on my head.
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03-08-2015, 03:00 PM -
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Think I may have killed my brain last night

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03-08-2015, 03:08 PM -
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Thought I'd kept it respectable last night - my head disagrees with that assessment.
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03-08-2015, 04:32 PM -
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Only had 4 beers all weekend, what a wonderful world.

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03-08-2015, 06:49 PM -
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Got the horrors. Bad.

There comes a time in a man's life when sitting in the Calderwood in Bonnyrigg surrounded by morbidly obese women, watching a man in a wheelchair singing "The Wanderer" is where I imagined my social life would end up.



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