Zizou
Drunk Cretin & Hassle Magnet
Zizou
Drunk Cretin & Hassle Magnet
Was at a Brazilian bar up next to Potterrow last night. Absolutely brilliant laugh that by the way, well recommended.
Gigolo-Aunt
Senior Service
Hotel Scorpio
The Priority
Boomstick
8/10 would bang
Probably threw it at the neighbours bastard cat, eh Beats?
Nothing else you could do, really.
Walter Sobchak
over the line
Beats' antics last night, straight out of an episode of Eastenders. Some boy.
Poor Playercey
Slug and not physical
She came downstairs to tell me to turn the music down and we had an argument. I was letting the dog out in the garden and she was still going on so when she went back upstairs I chucked it outside. Cheap tat from New Look anyway.
I did apologise as it was a nasty thing to do.
Smashed my phone, made a cunt of myself and some bird locked me in her flat all day.
And now got the shits.
Great night out.
Gigolo-Aunt
Senior Service
Thought I'd kept it respectable last night - my head disagrees with that assessment.
Zizou
Drunk Cretin & Hassle Magnet
Got the horrors. Bad.
There comes a time in a man's life when sitting in the Calderwood in Bonnyrigg surrounded by morbidly obese women, watching a man in a wheelchair singing "The Wanderer" is where I imagined my social life would end up.
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