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DIY and Dishwashers. Mostly Dishwashers
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Sarko
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02-15-2016, 06:17 PM -
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Maybe it's because I'm a modern man wee sissy, but I can't even understand the decision to build it yourself from scratch, never mind knowing how to actually do it. Eek
Frei me a river
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02-15-2016, 06:22 PM -
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After years of feeling ashamed at my lack of grammar and basic English it's nice to know that I've got one up on the majority of the #THF with my ability to do basic things. Just renovated my house from top to bottom by myself and almost doubled the value of the property in the process Quite Good
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02-15-2016, 06:35 PM -
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(02-15-2016, 06:22 PM)Pete Seeger Wrote: After years of feeling ashamed at my lack of grammar and basic English it's nice to know that I've got one up on the majority of the #THF with my ability to do basic things. Just renovated my house from top to bottom by myself and almost doubled the value of the property in the process Quite Good

They might be able to make funny gifs and smileys, but ask them to cut a bit of wood and they're fucked Laugh

Putitthere
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02-15-2016, 06:37 PM -
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The kind of people who know how to build a bookcase generally don't own any books anyway.  One of life's great paradoxes.

Edit: with the exception of Pete and Mrs Neave, of course. :mymen: :mywoman: :notlikethat:
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(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

Frei me a river
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02-15-2016, 06:43 PM -
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(02-15-2016, 06:37 PM)Makween Wrote: The kind of people who know how to build a bookcase generally don't own any books anyway.  One of life's great paradoxes.

Edit: with the exception of Pete and Mrs Neave, of course. :mymen: :mywoman: :notlikethat:

Have a Pozzie Mak MyMan

Actually made built in bookcases for my lounge and not a hearts book in sight.
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02-15-2016, 06:44 PM -
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(02-15-2016, 06:35 PM)Johnny Wrote: They might be able to make funny gifs and smileys, but ask them to cut a bit of wood and they're fucked Laugh

Putitthere


That's not fair. I can do neither Smug
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02-15-2016, 06:52 PM -
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Show us the shelves you've made Johnny.
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02-15-2016, 06:55 PM -
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(02-15-2016, 06:44 PM)Francis Begbie Wrote: That's not fair. I can do neither Smug
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02-15-2016, 10:52 PM -
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(02-15-2016, 06:37 PM)Makween Wrote: The kind of people who know how to build a bookcase generally don't own any books anyway.  One of life's great paradoxes.

Not even the 5-1 comic? 
Poor Playercey
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02-15-2016, 11:16 PM -
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Carpet fitter coming round on Thursday. Fart Smelly

Now all I need is to find a plumber/bathroom fitter who can do a couple of small jobs that I'm too incompetent to do, and I'm laughing. Fart Smelly
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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02-16-2016, 12:12 AM -
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Thoroughly enjoyable thread, by the way.

(03-10-2015, 11:30 AM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Isn't that what the working class are for?

Greggy
(04-05-2015, 05:43 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Impression of acey as a weedy weakling=confirmed
(02-15-2016, 06:09 PM)Acey Wrote: The thought of sourcing my own wood and building it from scratch is bringing me out in a cold sweat. Eek
(02-15-2016, 06:44 PM)Francis Begbie Wrote: That's not fair. I can do neither Smug

A round of pozzies!

Spoiler :
(02-15-2016, 06:37 PM)Makween Wrote: The kind of people who know how to build a bookcase generally don't own any books anyway.  One of life's great paradoxes.

Edit: with the exception of Pete and Mrs Neave, of course. :mymen: :mywoman: :notlikethat:

Initial post - pozzy.
Arse-licking edit - neggy.
We know you can do the maths to suss the rest. Greggy
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02-16-2016, 12:16 AM -
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My cat fucked my parents carpets as well. They ended up just getting laminate flooring after a while.

Think they're just waiting on her throwing the towel in so they can get a new sofa now.
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02-16-2016, 03:18 PM -
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(02-15-2016, 11:16 PM)Acey Wrote: Now all I need is to find a plumber/bathroom fitter who can do a couple of small jobs that I'm too incompetent to do, and I'm laughing. Fart Smelly

I'd forgotten that I've represented quite a few plumbers in my time. Calling in a favour or two. Shitwine
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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02-16-2016, 03:22 PM -
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(02-16-2016, 03:18 PM)Acey Wrote: I'd forgotten that I've represented quite a few plumbers in my time. Calling in a favour or two. Shitwine

They on parole or early release?



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02-16-2016, 03:22 PM -
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(02-16-2016, 03:18 PM)Acey Wrote: I'd forgotten that I've represented quite a few plumbers in my time. Calling in a favour or two. Shitwine

Out of all the trades, who in your experience are the biggest sex cases? 
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02-16-2016, 03:23 PM -
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(02-16-2016, 03:22 PM)Groot Wrote: They on parole or early release?

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02-16-2016, 03:32 PM -
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(02-16-2016, 03:22 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Out of all the trades, who in your experience are the biggest sex cases? 

Four simple letters, friend: TEFL Greggy
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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02-16-2016, 03:36 PM -
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Eek 
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02-17-2016, 10:18 AM -
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(02-16-2016, 12:16 AM)Morph Wrote: My cat fucked my parents carpets as well.

Was your cat drunk?
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02-17-2016, 03:33 PM -
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I have a serious question, plz don't take the piss. Snake

How do I get out a lightbulb like this?

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It's not like I don't know how to change a lightbulb, but this one went a couple of days ago and I can't get it out at all. It had a wee lamp bit over it before that I had to unscrew, and when I tried to take the bulb out like you usually would it wouldn't come and ended up smashing in my hand (which is why you can't see it). Am I missing something? How do I change this?
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE




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