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"Vine" humour and its derivatives
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Roger H. Sterling
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03-19-2015, 11:37 AM -
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I can't stand this shit. These cunts that go about being a public nuisance whilst holding their phone in their hand and claiming it as 'comedy'. I blame Vine for it but it's gone further than that as I've never deliberately been on Vine yet I've seen tons.

Choring hats.
Rubbing bald heads.
Stroking beards.
Being rude about the person next to you.
Tickling peoples necks.
Screaming loudly in peoples faces.
Singing obnoxiously in public spaces.
Dancing obnoxiously in public spaces.
Forcing dildos in peoples faces.

Why do people think getting in about other peoples personal space is 'comedy', and then why do other people lap this shit up? I feel completely out of the loop with this stuff. They must looking fucking ridiculous stoating about with their phone at arms length. It's got the be the least subtle shite ever.
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03-19-2015, 12:22 PM -
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Same cunts like that as rave about the Simpsons.

Crayon gobblers.
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03-19-2015, 12:25 PM -
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(03-19-2015, 12:22 PM)Callan Wrote: Same cunts like that as rave about the Simpsons.

Crayon gobblers.

Wiggo Aye ok then.
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03-19-2015, 12:31 PM -
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(03-19-2015, 12:22 PM)Callan Wrote: Same cunts like that as rave about the Simpsons.

Crayon gobblers.

Don't be jealous because you're a bore, m9 Greggy
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03-19-2015, 01:02 PM -
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(03-19-2015, 12:22 PM)Callan Wrote: Same cunts like that as rave about the Simpsons.

Crayon gobblers.

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03-19-2015, 01:39 PM -
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(03-19-2015, 12:22 PM)Callan Wrote: Same cunts like that as rave about the Simpsons.

Crayon gobblers.

Word salad.
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03-19-2015, 01:44 PM -
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03-19-2015, 01:49 PM -
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03-19-2015, 02:13 PM -
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Fucking hate that Jus Reign(?) guy who always pops up on my Facebook. Always big closeups of his vladstupid face shouting about stuff in an annoying accent.
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03-19-2015, 02:15 PM -
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(03-19-2015, 02:13 PM)Acey Wrote: Always big closeups of his vladstupid face shouting about stuff in an annoying accent.

...just realised that the above applies equally to most "funny" Vine posts tbf.
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03-19-2015, 02:26 PM -
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The pleasing thing about the Dapper Laughs stuff is it has totally ruined his life and he is now toxic Greggy
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03-19-2015, 02:31 PM -
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(03-19-2015, 02:26 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: The pleasing thing about the Dapper Laughs stuff is it has totally ruined his life and he is now toxic Greggy

jjay

every time I see one of his shite videos now I just remember him almost in tears on newsnight.
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03-19-2015, 02:32 PM -
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I just went on his twitter, it appears he's still active.

However, he was greeting a couple of days ago about getting leathered in a pub for promoting rape Warnock
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03-19-2015, 02:35 PM -
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Did you watch his new 'pilot'? He seems to be going down the self deprecation route. I thought his acting was ok.
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03-19-2015, 03:54 PM -
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He's doing a gig in Glasgow soon. At campus. The cunt knows the place to find an audience of counts tbf.
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03-19-2015, 03:56 PM -
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I thought that got cancelled?
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03-19-2015, 03:56 PM -
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03-19-2015, 04:21 PM -
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03-19-2015, 06:04 PM -
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(03-19-2015, 02:32 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: However, he was greeting a couple of days ago about getting leathered in a pub for promoting rape Warnock

:GLORIOUS:

I hope some cunt recorded it on his phone and made a series of Vines showing it in all of it's glory.
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03-19-2015, 08:49 PM -
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(03-19-2015, 12:22 PM)Callan Wrote: Same cunts like that as rave about the Simpsons.

Crayon gobblers.

Too far, mate.

Too far.
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