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Car Thread
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04-16-2015, 09:59 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 09:57 PM)Morph Wrote: My mate has a car that fucking reverses itself.

Pulls up beside the space sticks it in reverse and the thing calculates what it needs to do and away it goes.

Sounds expensive, hope she doesn't hear about this Laugh
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04-16-2015, 10:01 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 09:48 PM)Morph Wrote: £1600 last year on my focus, £800 this year.

Would rather just spend the extra £200 and have a 2L TDI than a 1.4 lawnmower engine Laugh

£1600 Wow Warnock
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04-16-2015, 10:03 PM -
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Genuinely considering starting an insurance company for young drivers, phree muney Warnock
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04-16-2015, 10:05 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:01 PM)Acey Wrote: £1600 Wow Warnock

The car cost me £900.
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04-16-2015, 10:05 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 09:56 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Laugh tbf my missus is a decent driver (as women go amirite Smug ) and my last two motors are dent free so I'm not too fussed about her driving something decent. She did say it have to teach her to reverse park though Warnock thank god for reversing cameras these days.


She's actually not too bad, the car she wrote off wasn't really her fault. On the motorway just her and the kids and the wind caught the bonnet and flipped it up through the windscreen and wedged there. She was in the 4th lane of 5 but managed to get it onto the central reservation and call the police before losing her shit
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04-16-2015, 10:07 PM -
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Can't drive, so don't have a car so don't need to be shelling out thousands on insurance Smug

Bus wanker 4 lyf though Sob
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04-16-2015, 10:09 PM -
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Also can't drive Sad

Might learn this summer if I can get some proper work
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04-16-2015, 10:09 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:05 PM)Chris Benoit Wrote: The

She's actually not too bad, the car she wrote off wasn't really her fault. On the motorway just her and the kids and the wind caught the bonnet and flipped it up through the windscreen and wedged there. She was in the 4th lane of 5 but managed to get it onto the central reservation and call the police before losing her shit

I was in a colleagues car when that happened, fucking shat myself.
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04-16-2015, 10:12 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:03 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Genuinely considering starting an insurance company for young drivers, phree muney Warnock

Until you have to pay out on write offs by young twats like me jjay
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04-16-2015, 10:23 PM -
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£800 for insurance on my 1.6l Mini, pretty decent considering I wrote off a car last winter. Warnock
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04-16-2015, 10:26 PM -
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I'm £30 a month on my 1.8L 2013 Civic
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04-16-2015, 10:27 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:09 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: I was in a colleagues car when that happened, fucking shat myself.

Was the day Ozturk scored against hibs and I was stuck on the hard shoulder waiting on a recovery van when it went in Sob
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04-16-2015, 10:30 PM -
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£22 a month on my 1.6, not that old a cunt.

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04-16-2015, 10:34 PM -
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What constitutes an old cunt by the way?
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04-16-2015, 10:37 PM -
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27 or over IMO
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04-16-2015, 10:39 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:37 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: 27 or over IMO
cunt
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04-16-2015, 10:41 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:37 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: 27 or over IMO

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04-16-2015, 10:41 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:34 PM)Groot Wrote: What constitutes an old cunt by the way?

Wife and kids
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04-16-2015, 10:43 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:41 PM)Morph Wrote: Wife and kids

ex-wife and no kids?
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04-16-2015, 10:44 PM -
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(04-16-2015, 10:43 PM)Groot Wrote: ex-wife and no kids?

One of the boeys jjay


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