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Bats
Started by Chris Benoit




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Chris Benoit
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04-22-2015, 08:24 PM -
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Fucking love them. Got a colony somewhere near us and just spent 20mins watching them dart about.

Got one stuck in my house once with a damaged wing, called him Bruce but some bloke took him away. Still miss him Sob

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Realise this is a bit of a Mothyesque kickback thread but fuck it bats are cool!
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04-22-2015, 08:58 PM -
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Someone got bitten by a bat at the Innocent Railway and had to get his legs amputated.

Enjoy.
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04-22-2015, 09:00 PM -
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Most uncool animal ever.

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Fuck you OP.
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04-22-2015, 09:01 PM -
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Fuck off and take your animal threads with you Mothy Cool
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04-22-2015, 09:23 PM -
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Warnock

I like Bats, but Begbie has a point.
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04-22-2015, 09:39 PM -
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(04-22-2015, 09:01 PM)Francis Begbie Wrote: Fuck off and take your animal threads with you Mothy Cool

Sob
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04-22-2015, 10:24 PM -
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Business idea: a bat bistro.
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04-23-2015, 12:34 AM -
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(04-22-2015, 10:24 PM)Makween Wrote: Business idea: a bat bistro.

Market as a cat cafe so cretins go in and catch rabies?
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04-23-2015, 02:13 AM -
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We've got the wee fuckers in the garage.

You can hear them squeaking away like the little cunts they are.

Can't touch, can't "evict" them, can't block up their entrance/exit.

Can get rabies if bitten.

Wee wankers.
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04-23-2015, 02:28 AM -
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(04-22-2015, 10:24 PM)Makween Wrote: Business idea: a bat bistro.

The city I used to live in had an owl cafe so there might actually be a market for that. Warnock
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04-24-2015, 09:53 AM -
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(04-23-2015, 02:13 AM)Dexter Wrote: We've got the wee fuckers in the garage.

You can hear them squeaking away like the little cunts they are.

Can't touch, can't "evict" them, can't block up their entrance/exit.

Can get rabies if bitten.

Wee wankers.

Who would know?
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04-24-2015, 11:15 AM -
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I was thinking the same thing - no-one would notice until one of my neighbours kindly "reminded" me of the fact they're a protected specied.

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04-24-2015, 11:20 AM -
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Just put them in his garage, see how strongly he feels they should be protected then Laugh
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04-24-2015, 11:22 AM -
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He's like a younger version of Bill Oddie, so he'd likely knock one out in the garage as they flew out.
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04-24-2015, 11:42 AM -
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Nowt wrong with that
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05-16-2021, 02:20 AM -
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Decent munch.



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