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General Musings
Started by Roger H. Sterling




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08-26-2019, 08:54 AM -
Tory pursuit
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08-26-2019, 10:12 AM -
(08-26-2019, 08:52 AM)Alan Partridge Wrote: If you like cricket and are Scottish then just fuck off.

Jim Kens

edit: unless you've got some sort of family link to the subcontinent then you get a pass.
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08-26-2019, 10:35 AM -
If England have to be good at a sport, I'm very comfortable with it being cricket.
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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08-26-2019, 10:37 AM -
(08-26-2019, 08:52 AM)Alan Partridge Wrote: If you like cricket and are Scottish then just fuck off.

Jim Kens

(08-26-2019, 10:35 AM)Makween Wrote: If England have to be good at a sport, I'm very comfortable with it being cricket.

Tony Hmm

Only about eight countries play cricket to any serious extent, don’t they?
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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08-26-2019, 10:37 AM -
When they won the world cup it barely even registered as it's that shite a 'sport' Laugh
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08-26-2019, 12:43 PM -
(08-21-2019, 01:42 PM)Mikey Wrote: Anyone seen that True Geordie guy's leaked DMs?  Warnock

Dunno if it's real or not.

He's made a response Laugh Surprised it was real tbh, fair play for having a laugh about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14oGiVuwOOk&t=488s

He's lying about it being a black dildo though.
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08-28-2019, 08:29 PM -
Fucking love a gin these days, get the bird to make it with a bit of lime and orange in it anaw, so good like Piggy
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08-28-2019, 08:45 PM -
Send a pic of your burd mate.
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08-28-2019, 09:01 PM -
Wee Polish Slavette Piggy

Or Babushka Monty Ooh
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08-29-2019, 07:54 PM -
Had to get my wee dog put to sleep a couple of weeks ago, absolutely gutted but she had been ill.

I paid for a private cremation and was advised by the vet her ashes would be returned within 2 weeks at the latest.  I phoned to ask if her ashes had been returned but they said, no it would at least another week, 3 weeks since she was put to sleep.

I asked why the delay and was informed that the people that do the cremation are busy, she also advised they’re based 90 miles away through west so me collecting them wasn’t an option.

Has anyone had their pet cremated and if so, how long until you received their ashes?

Not sure if 3 weeks is reasonable but I’m feeling pretty peeved about it, also no idea why she has sent half way across the country.
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08-29-2019, 07:58 PM -
Sorry to hear that mate Sad
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08-29-2019, 07:59 PM -
Brutal yorkie, that’s a real shame.
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08-29-2019, 08:02 PM -
Sorry man. Thats awful.
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08-29-2019, 09:01 PM -
Sorry to hear that. Hope you get the ashes soon.

Dogs are great. They give so much love. Unfortunately their lives are fairly short and when then do go they leave a huge hole in our lives.
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08-30-2019, 06:43 PM -
(08-29-2019, 07:54 PM)Yorkie Wrote: Had to get my wee dog put to sleep a couple of weeks ago, absolutely gutted but she had been ill.

I paid for a private cremation and was advised by the vet her ashes would be returned within 2 weeks at the latest.  I phoned to ask if her ashes had been returned but they said, no it would at least another week, 3 weeks since she was put to sleep.

I asked why the delay and was informed that the people that do the cremation are busy, she also advised they’re based 90 miles away through west so me collecting them wasn’t an option.

Has anyone had their pet cremated and if so, how long until you received their ashes?

Not sure if 3 weeks is reasonable but I’m feeling pretty peeved about it, also no idea why she has sent half way across the country.

Sorry mate. 3 weeks seems like a ridiculous amount of time.
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09-04-2019, 06:48 AM -
Has anyone had one of the new Irn Bru energy drinks?

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They're class. High caffeine, high sugar, fucking buzzing

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09-04-2019, 06:52 AM -
Don’t drink energy drinks before 8am FFS Johnny Queenie
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09-04-2019, 06:58 AM -
(09-04-2019, 06:52 AM)Nicolas Sarkozy Wrote: Don’t drink energy drinks

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09-04-2019, 07:05 AM -
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