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General Musings
Started by Roger H. Sterling




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Acey
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09-14-2019, 06:08 PM -
Have heard of someone being acquitted of racially-aggravated behaviour on the basis that their use of “black bastards” was aimed at police officers (being a recognised historical reference to their uniform).
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: The answer is Yes.
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09-15-2019, 08:30 AM -
(09-14-2019, 06:08 PM)Ooh-cey Wrote: Have heard of someone being acquitted of racially-aggravated behaviour on the basis that their use of “black bastards” was aimed at police officers (being a recognised historical reference to their uniform).

I'm familiar with that one.
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09-16-2019, 03:58 PM -
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So, faddy impostors have now got things to a stage where those with genuine nut allergies can't safely have a coffee (in some places) because the machines will be contaminated. Monty Ha
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09-16-2019, 04:31 PM -
(09-16-2019, 03:58 PM)Marquee Signing Wrote: [Image: 69892153_10156190567106326_7323623571366...e=5E0047D9]

So, faddy impostors have now got things to a stage where those with genuine nut allergies can't safely have a coffee (in some places) because the machines will be contaminated.  Monty Ha
Are they the type of people who have personal coffee machines in their office etc?
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09-16-2019, 04:36 PM -
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09-21-2019, 02:31 PM -
Learned today that Neil Buchanan sold Art Attack for £14M back in 2000. Quite Good
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09-23-2019, 05:54 AM -
Thomas cook bust. Now to watch this Tory government completely fuck up bringing all these people home.
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09-23-2019, 08:46 AM -
Weirdos that still buy package holidays from Thomas Cook deserve all they get Greggy probably all tories and brexit party voters.
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09-23-2019, 09:28 AM -
(09-23-2019, 08:46 AM)Picards Forehead Wrote: Weirdos that still buy package holidays from Thomas Cook deserve all they get Greggy probably all tories and brexit party voters.

My daughter and her pals all going on their first holiday abroad next summer when they leave school.

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09-23-2019, 10:50 AM -
Can also get flights on their own with thomas cook, very handy for going to Turkey.
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09-23-2019, 10:52 AM -
(09-23-2019, 08:46 AM)Picards Forehead Wrote: Weirdos that still buy package holidays from Thomas Cook deserve all they get Greggy probably all tories and brexit party voters.

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09-28-2019, 11:36 AM -
Was up the centre there, was just walking about as you getting what I needed, went in to burger king with the bird and went to pay and she's standing like right up my arse when I'm trying to get my card in to the machine, was wondering what the fuck she was doing. Turns out I'd been strolling about with a massive hole on the arse of my jeans Dismay fuck knows how I didn't notice it, got the fuck out of there sharpish with my tail between my legs.
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09-28-2019, 11:37 AM -
Lucky your whopper didn’t fall out
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09-28-2019, 01:07 PM -
A massive hole in the arse of your jeans is a welcome change from the usual scenario of there being a massive arsehole in your jeans tbf Deal with it
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10-10-2019, 09:32 PM -
Fucking chancers.

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10-10-2019, 10:28 PM -
Looks like he’ll have the last laugh



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10-12-2019, 03:26 PM -
The bursd works at the Royal and she's on speakerphone to her pal from the ward. Apparently a quadriplegic patient just shouted at her, "If I had triceps I'd punch fuck out ye"

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