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General Musings
Started by Roger H. Sterling




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11-07-2019, 04:48 PM -
Tony You What

Walked out to a TI song once - won't do it again to teach him a lesson. Deal with it
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11-09-2019, 08:33 PM -
Ya fucker man, been roped in to watching this celebrity X Factor, absolutely torture then Vinnie Jones comes on and starts singing like a pished cunt in the pub Laugh cringey like but quite funny.
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11-09-2019, 08:34 PM -
(11-09-2019, 08:33 PM)Shteve Wrote: Ya fucker man, been roped in to watching this celebrity X Factor, absolutely torture then Vinnie Jones comes on and starts singing like a pished cunt in the pub Laugh cringey like but quite funny.

I watched an episode of it until I realised it wasn’t for a laugh and the winner actually gets a record deal and it’s not a big charity thing Crowe
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11-09-2019, 08:40 PM -
So far I don't know who anyone is apart from Vinnie Jones and Simon cowell looks like a corpse with make up on Laugh his mouth doesn't even move when he speaks.
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11-10-2019, 10:47 PM -
An NBA player (Dion Waiters) who plays for the Miami Heat took an edible before boarding a team flight and had a panic attack. He’s been suspended 10 games and the outcome is he’ll lose over $2 million (over $800k in salary and over $1.2 million in bonuses as he now can’t play the required number of games)!! Most expensive edible ever   FuckMe


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11-10-2019, 11:18 PM -
Laugh Seems excessive but I’m sure he’ll live.
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11-14-2019, 10:06 PM -
In an airbnb in London. Think I might be in the ends. If I suddenly stop posting you know why lads
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11-14-2019, 10:11 PM -
You do need a fair bit of franks. Nothing better on eggs.
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11-14-2019, 10:58 PM -
Fearing for my life and Partridge is giving me condiment advice Lampoon
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
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I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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11-14-2019, 11:01 PM -
How is your life threatened, Mak? give us some details so Acey can make a case at the murder trial. Jezza
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11-17-2019, 06:14 PM -
Any advice on pieing jury duty? The trial is tomorrow Eek
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11-17-2019, 06:30 PM -
Say something racist and get sent home
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11-17-2019, 06:34 PM -
Tell them you love to lie in court MyMan
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
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I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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11-17-2019, 06:36 PM -
Last time I had to do it, one boy wore a Timmy Hilfiger tracksuit (:vsyaySmile, and the judge just told him off and sent him home Laugh
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11-17-2019, 06:50 PM -
Thing is I've got some pretty well-paying work tomorrow until Thursday, and I really can't not do it now. Even if it's only one day I need to go for it's not money I want to be losing out on at Christmas.

I've phoned and it's definitely on. Should I just say the bairn isn't well and I've not got childcare?  Eek

Makween Wrote:Tell them you love to lie in court MyMan

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11-17-2019, 06:51 PM -
Just go along in a hearts top and trackies. Jezza
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11-17-2019, 06:53 PM -
Just get off on account of being an absolute fucking rocket.
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11-17-2019, 06:59 PM -
Imaging Lew as a juror. “I can’t really be bothered examining the evidence”
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11-17-2019, 07:03 PM -
I'd be able to tell if the person was guilty or not just by looking at them.
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11-17-2019, 07:08 PM -
(11-17-2019, 07:03 PM)Shteve Wrote: I'd be able to tell if the person was guilty or not just by looking at them.

Easy to do with nonces tbf



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