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General Musings
Started by Roger H. Sterling




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Herzog
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02-26-2021, 12:38 AM -
So his mum has had a polygraph as well and Lukes had more than one. So lets say if every question is tossing a coin then i definetely would want to play any of them at Pitchy.

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02-26-2021, 12:52 AM -
There's a reason why polygraphs aren't used in court m8. You can learn to beat them by clenching your arse at the right time. Monty Chuckle
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02-26-2021, 01:02 AM -
(02-26-2021, 12:52 AM)Gnanduillet-cey Wrote: There's a reason why polygraphs aren't used in court m8. You can learn to beat them by clenching your arse at the right time.  Monty Chuckle

I know that minus the arse clenching but given individual questions have the same odds of passing its still surprising, the results. If i was guilty, theres not a chance in hell i'd chance that even if my arse was as as tight as a Ducks.

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02-26-2021, 07:55 AM -
Miss the days of the Jeremy Kyle lie detector destroying families  GodIsGod
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02-26-2021, 08:01 AM -
(02-26-2021, 07:55 AM)KarlPilkington Wrote: Miss the days of the Jeremy Kyle lie detector destroying families  GodIsGod
"This test is 95% accurate; are you saying that you're the one that beat it?", said Jeremy, 600 times Warnock
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02-26-2021, 08:39 AM -
Gary Ridgway and Ted Bundy passed multiple polygraph tests.

There's a reason they arent used in court over here.
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02-26-2021, 09:52 AM -
watching the programme the polygraph test was probably the least revealing thing tbh, just another you could add to the list.
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02-26-2021, 09:58 AM -
I got 3 VIP tickets for Jeremy Kyle. Booked up trains and hotel. 1 week before we went it gets cancelled forever.

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02-26-2021, 10:16 AM -
Remember there was a show called Lie Detector on early cable? I remember one guy took his plumber mate on it because he didn't believe he had worked at Mick Jagger's house Warnock
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02-27-2021, 08:21 PM -
Was in the co-op there, both hands full with items, my beard shuffles my mask over my eyes, wriggling about trying to get it clear and my trousers fall down. Fucking cartoon cunt
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02-27-2021, 08:23 PM -
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02-27-2021, 08:29 PM -
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I, too, owe many thanks to Acey. This is a great vindication for anybody who was ever taking a bath, went to get the paper, fell down and had the door slam behind them and the doorknob break off. And for reuniting me with my estranged wife.

Literally all - all - of this scene scans to VS' predicament.
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02-27-2021, 09:07 PM -
(02-27-2021, 08:21 PM)Armand-Gnandstupid Wrote: Was in the co-op there, both hands full with items, my beard shuffles my mask over my eyes, wriggling about trying to get it clear and my trousers fall down. Fucking cartoon cunt

You should buy trousers that fit you.
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02-27-2021, 10:58 PM -
(02-27-2021, 09:07 PM)Terry Tibbs Wrote: You should buy trousers that fit you.

Have taken a note of this post.
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02-28-2021, 08:28 PM -
Just had an argument with the Amazon man that my house number is 35 not 53 and it was my delivery he had  Monty Ha Monty Chuckle
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03-01-2021, 02:35 PM -




10 years ago  Eek
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03-01-2021, 06:18 PM -
Reminds me of this:



2011, a simpler time Heh
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Yesterday, 06:28 PM -
Headline makes it sound like a success story  Heh

https://news.sky.com/story/global-co2-em...s-12233434



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