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General Musings
Started by Roger H. Sterling




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04-04-2021, 02:35 PM -
(04-04-2021, 02:24 PM)Neaven Staismith Wrote: GTA3 wanted level: 2 stars

Warnock

The first thing I notice is the blue lights. How can the idiot driving not see them? Monty Ha
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04-04-2021, 03:10 PM -
I did a U turn at the Meadows once, I mean I saw the police car with blue lights but while I obviously didn't cause the polis to smash int a petrol station, and I did manage the manoeuver in time it was a little more close than I anticipated. Got a light flash for my trouble. I think what caught me out was the speed at which it was driving, thinking I had more time. Monty LewLew
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04-05-2021, 01:01 PM -
I nearly had one of those the other week. Going through the junction at Tesco Corstorphine heading towards pc world and could hear a siren but couldn't see it, looked to my left as I went though the junction and polis van is waiting to come out the Tesco car park with lights and siren blaring Warnock held my hand up to them in apology like an awkward fanny.
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04-12-2021, 05:16 PM -
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04-12-2021, 05:42 PM -
Did he just do that to *Clint Capela* Crowe Warnock
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04-12-2021, 09:05 PM -
Hot diddly dee indeed.
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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04-15-2021, 11:54 AM -
Carlos Rodon had a perfect game going into teh 9th inning last night for the White Sox then hit a batter with 1 bout Zlat

2 outs away and clips a boy Rofl Spewing like, still got the no hitter, but such a disappointment after coming 2 outs away from a perfecto!
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04-15-2021, 01:32 PM -
(04-15-2021, 11:54 AM)BUDGE IS A CUNT Wrote: Carlos Rodon had a perfect game going into teh 9th inning last night for the White Sox then hit a batter with 1 bout  Zlat

2 outs away and clips a boy Rofl Spewing like, still got the no hitter, but such a disappointment after coming 2 outs away from a perfecto!

That name change Monty Ha
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04-15-2021, 01:42 PM -
Warnock

Cracking name change
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04-15-2021, 07:49 PM -
(04-15-2021, 01:32 PM)S.J. Wrote: That name change  Monty Ha

Can change it to Scott is a cunt if you want?
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04-15-2021, 08:30 PM -
(04-15-2021, 07:49 PM)BUDGE IS A CUNT Wrote: Can change it to Scott is a cunt if you want?

I am a cunt tbf (should be your name change)
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04-17-2021, 03:22 PM -
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04-17-2021, 04:26 PM -
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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04-17-2021, 05:33 PM -
(04-17-2021, 04:26 PM)Makween Wrote: https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1...33764?s=19

Monty Oh You

Deleted now, what was it?
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04-17-2021, 06:22 PM -
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I was childish enough to enjoy this Warnock
This post was last modified: 04-17-2021, 06:26 PM by Shuto Makino.
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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04-17-2021, 06:45 PM -
Quite happily give her a pearl necklace anaw
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04-23-2021, 08:51 PM -
Polis van just drove in to my street, must have been doing about 50mph, driver didn’t know there’s a giant speed bump there and dukes of hazarded straight over it to a loud clattering bang and a smashed in nose Titter

ACAB jjay
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04-23-2021, 08:51 PM -
This definitely happened
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04-23-2021, 08:54 PM -
It’s lying bucked down the road Titter

More polis and an ambulance have turned up Eek
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04-23-2021, 09:13 PM -
No arrests but they came back holding a couple of big bags. They put the bumper of the van in the back and took the piss out the driver for a bit then fucked off. Bit of an anti climax



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