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Talk Hearts Daily News Thread
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Billy Butcher
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03-17-2021, 05:42 PM -
(03-17-2021, 05:33 PM)Duke-of-Stupid Wrote: Something else for the government to turn in to a fiasco Mccringe

Get it right up you ya big Tory bastard jjay
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03-17-2021, 05:48 PM -
(03-17-2021, 05:42 PM)Austin MAGA Wrote: Get it right up you ya big Tory bastard jjay

Will be run by Tories tbf Greggy
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03-17-2021, 06:34 PM -
(03-17-2021, 05:33 PM)Duke-of-Stupid Wrote: Something else for the government to turn in to a fiasco Mccringe

Could they actually make it any worse? Jezza
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03-17-2021, 06:47 PM -
They’ll keep the alcohol ban in place for starters Mccringe
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03-17-2021, 07:13 PM -
(03-17-2021, 06:34 PM)El Diego Wrote: Could they actually make it any worse? Jezza

They’ve got previous Jezza
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03-17-2021, 07:46 PM -
(03-17-2021, 06:47 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: They’ll keep the alcohol ban in place for starters Mccringe

FuckMe

Forgot about that. Fuckers have previous for trying to punish anyone who likes a drink. Woy
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03-17-2021, 07:46 PM -
Well, with the roaring success of the way they've handled the new Sick Kids Hospital, what could possibly go wrong? Sound
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03-18-2021, 11:14 PM -
Driving up to Jack Kane just before 9pm tonight, a little past the entry road to Bingham, and coming the opposite way, from Niddrie were about 8 lads on dirt bikes, nae lights, with three of them doing a wheelie! Crowe
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03-18-2021, 11:18 PM -
Fucking RAF down there. Saw a car on fire in one of the streets off Niddrie Mains Road a few year ago Monty But
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03-18-2021, 11:26 PM -
When I dropped her off at 7 just as I was driving by the reception I had to brake suddenly as three lads on bikes were doing wheelies with not a fuck given! Actually, just before the night riders incident at 9 I was contemplatng getting a rock chucked at me as I drove up the road to the sports facility by the wee bridge that crosses the niddrie burn. there's almost always bams ever time I drive up there, twice a week unfortunately. Monty LewLew
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03-18-2021, 11:34 PM -
Was getting on the bus once after a game at Jack Kane at the that bus stop over the road, where the bus pulls in at the flats. Boy shouted at me from a window of a bottom floor flat to haud the bus up, so I did. He came through the window with a sports bag and a vacuum cleaner and bolted on to the bus. Think I inadvertently helped him rob someone's gaffe Monty Chuckle
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03-19-2021, 07:23 AM -
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...-brokovich

This seems like the most depressing way for humanity to end itself. Nuclear war, climate change, runaway AI, all have some exciting elements to them. Managing to cause mass infertility so no babies can be conceived is a bit boring. Sure we'll find a way round it though.
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03-19-2021, 07:54 AM -
Shteve knows a thing or two about shrinking penis.
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03-19-2021, 11:30 AM -
(03-19-2021, 07:54 AM)Zizou Wrote: Shteve knows a thing or two about shrinking penis.

I've had shrinking penis tbf. Usually a couple of mins after ploughing Shteve's ma.
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03-19-2021, 11:39 AM -
(03-19-2021, 11:30 AM)S.J. Wrote: I've had shrinking penis tbf. Usually a couple of mins after ploughing Shteve's ma.

Surprised you'd have had the opportunity to shrink, with Shteve's ma! :kanyelaugh:
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03-19-2021, 12:15 PM -
(03-19-2021, 11:39 AM)pondlife Wrote: Surprised you'd have had the opportunity to shrink, with Shteve's ma!  :kanyelaugh:

aye shes tidy tbf
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03-20-2021, 10:13 AM -
This cunt lives over the road from me  Fat Cunt

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scott...r-23761478



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03-20-2021, 11:42 AM -
(03-20-2021, 10:13 AM)Groot Wrote: This cunt lives over the road from me  Fat Cunt

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scott...r-23761478

Well, not any longer! Monty Oh You
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03-20-2021, 08:55 PM -
Derek Adams hasn’t gone down so hard since Jamie Hamill had a go. Deal with it
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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03-21-2021, 10:06 PM -
Hopefully get some skulls cracked here.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-56477887



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