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Talk Hearts Daily News Thread
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01-04-2021, 08:16 PM -
(01-04-2021, 08:00 PM)pondlife Wrote: Ken. I know you're basically a guid cunt cyclist that goes out in fair weather with a trackie top and non-matching shorts. does it a couple times more then pans the whole thing for another five months.  One of us.  MyMan Have a pozzie.  Sound

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Very accurate tbf
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01-04-2021, 08:37 PM -
Monty Smug Laugh
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01-04-2021, 08:42 PM -
(01-04-2021, 08:00 PM)pondlife Wrote: Ken. I know you're basically a guid cunt cyclist that goes out in fair weather with a trackie top and non-matching shorts.

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I wonder if these full kit wanker cyclists dress in Lewis Hamilton's work gear as they step into their Ford Mondeo too.   Monty Chuckle
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01-04-2021, 09:39 PM -
No, you just keep your cycling gear on obviously. Trump Ha
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01-05-2021, 11:20 AM -
Low quality bait.
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01-06-2021, 01:24 AM -
Dr Dre in hospital with suspected brain aneurysm
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01-12-2021, 03:26 PM -
Glad to see Dank is doing well.
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01-14-2021, 02:03 PM -
Drove through Kinglassie yesterday and was more than a bit curious to see a very large police van on the main street with a copper, pretty well masked shuffling to & fro, and another down the way at the entrance to between war semi-detached. Looked it up and seems they've indentified some boys whose remains were found in Glenrothese recently. Monty LewLew

https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edi...g-19614490

Anyway, if you're ever in Kinglassie, take a wee pek at their Bowling club, it looks absolutely Wow Would love to go there on a nice sunny summers day, drink cold Tennents and watch the local bowling aces. GodIsGod
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01-16-2021, 10:39 AM -
https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1...1707900935

How fucking pathetic do you have to be to take a photo of this and send it to the papers. And then for the paper to publish it  FuckMe

A nation of cunts. The poor guy will probably get sacked for having the cheek not to pish himself.
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01-16-2021, 10:48 AM -
Fuck sake Warnock

Probably less places open for him to stop and have a pish too.
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01-16-2021, 10:50 AM -
The only thing I would say is why is he pishing against the van and not round the other side pishing in to the grass Laugh

Anyway I've done that loads of times being out on the road absolutely bursting for a pish sometimes it's the only option.
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01-16-2021, 11:21 AM -
Saw and reported a probably exhausted delivery driver, during a fucking pandemic, while ordering medical supplies for her horse. If you were satirising Britain in 2020 it'd be too on the nose.
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01-16-2021, 11:45 AM -
I had to pish in the side fire exit door on that Subway on the bottomof Leith Walk yesterday.  Monty But

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01-16-2021, 11:46 AM -
Crowe Some folks are just utterly clueless, and cunts!
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01-16-2021, 11:48 AM -
Guy should have pished in the Tory boot’s face
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01-16-2021, 11:53 AM -
Obv a non story but that is clarty as fuck pishing onto the van Warnock
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01-16-2021, 11:54 AM -
Poor guy is shielding from the weather, morph=Tory
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01-16-2021, 11:59 AM -
I don’t understand why he’s pishing against his van instead of into the hundreds of bushes he’s right next to Warnock
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01-16-2021, 12:09 PM -
I actually hate this woman who has taken this photo.




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