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Talk Hearts Daily News Thread
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07-09-2015, 04:35 PM -
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May as well have a thread for random news items that don't warrant their own thread. 

http://m.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news...-1-3826764

Hopefully one of you cretins on your commute home jjay
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07-09-2015, 04:37 PM -
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Stv saying he was impaled through the head Laugh

^^ not sure laugh smiley appropriate,
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07-09-2015, 04:50 PM -
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A mate of mine knows a girl who got impaled on a fence at princes st gardens trying to jump in while steaming. Apparently she landed on them in a rather unfortunate manner.
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07-09-2015, 04:53 PM -
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07-09-2015, 04:55 PM -
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(07-09-2015, 04:53 PM)Francis Begbie Wrote: [Image: mqdefault.jpg]

Have a well deserved possy for that obvious yet excellent reference Laugh 
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07-09-2015, 04:57 PM -
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(07-09-2015, 04:55 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Have a well deserved possy for that obvious yet excellent reference Laugh 

So obvious but so necessary Laugh

Watch Scott doesn't see that post btw Laugh (see my rep for why, just noticed it a minute ago)
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07-09-2015, 04:59 PM -
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07-09-2015, 05:03 PM -
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In second year, a boy in our class impaled himself through his calf while climbing over a church fence. Regularly drinks in the Tickled Trout; almost ironic.

Every week at sevens, at Gracemount I feared the worst as those who couldnae resist a volley tackled the m#ngs home fence. Almost couldn't watch, but strangely did.
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07-09-2015, 05:07 PM -
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(07-09-2015, 04:59 PM)S.J. Wrote: jjay


Laugh

You seemed genuinely upset. Or at least, I certainly hoped so. Cool
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07-09-2015, 05:14 PM -
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07-10-2015, 05:35 PM -
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/pri...81185.html

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07-10-2015, 07:48 PM -
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http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-....131554290
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07-11-2015, 01:28 PM -
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/dei...-206669190
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07-11-2015, 01:35 PM -
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Holy shit Laugh

Deirdre has issues to be making that kind of shit up Laugh
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07-12-2015, 12:22 AM -
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http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/11/girl-is-ba...o=facebook
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07-12-2015, 12:25 AM -
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Quite right too.
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07-12-2015, 10:19 AM -
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-33497318

That's both of the people in that crashed car now dead. Imagine being the person who took the 101 call but didn't do anything about it. Wow
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07-12-2015, 10:44 AM -
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Willie Rennie has been slaughtering Police Scotland ever since the merger, and rightly so. It's been a complete shambles.

I take it that there were people in the car was impossible to see from the road? I don't know that I would call a non-emergency number for a car accident in any case Laugh It's unbelievable that the details never got entered - how is that even possible. If you're working in the control room, you have one job to do? How do you take a call and not do it?
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07-12-2015, 10:54 AM -
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Heads have got to roll for that. Shocking.

Hopeless outfit more concerned with stupid things like fans drinking in a park before a game.



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