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Most you've won and lost at the bookies
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Herzog
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07-27-2015, 07:51 PM -
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Won £66 Cornette


Lost £300 - Milan v some Serie C team. On Milan. Fucking 1-1 
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07-27-2015, 07:53 PM -
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Dis gonna be good.

Don't think I've ever won a bet at the bookies. Won some dosh at a casino though - c£300
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07-27-2015, 07:59 PM -
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Lost £30 as my biggest loss. Usually just a fiver though.

Most I've won is about £50.

I'm not a big gambler.
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07-27-2015, 08:01 PM -
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Crowe is all I'll say for now.

Can't wait for aceys story
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07-27-2015, 08:03 PM -
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Never lost a big lump sum. My entire betting history is one risible, pathetic low-srakes failure after another however Sob
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07-27-2015, 08:04 PM -
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(07-27-2015, 07:53 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: Dis gonna be good.

Don't think I've ever won a bet at the bookies. Won some dosh at a casino though - c£300

Ive been to the casino once, in Hong Kong funny enough. Didnt really win anything or lose anything as i farted and followed through so just left.

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07-27-2015, 08:06 PM -
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Lost about £20 on the steady drip thread once Sob

Most I've won is about £150.
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07-27-2015, 08:06 PM -
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Lost £25 once. Felt sick.
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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07-27-2015, 08:15 PM -
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jjay

Good thread, should be entertaining

Most i've won in the bookies is about £140 on a coupon

Most i've lost in a single bet is £20. I'm not a huge gambler tbf. Often, but not big stakes

Once won just over £600 playing 3 card poker in the casino absolutely smashed out my head. 3 card poker is easy as its zero skill, zero thinking, you're just paying like a fiver or whatever stake to be dealt cards then hope you beat the dealer Laugh

I can't even remember a whole lot about it tbh, I was at FountainBridge Casino after a night in town, I was on my own as my pal fucked off home after closing time and I was like, fuck it casino!! I mind starting out playing with yellow chips, £1's, then I mind going through a few hands and i was playing with green £5's. Must have won a few. Then I think I got 3 of a kind, cany mind what though, and I had a massive stack of black £25's. Straight in my pocket. Then kept playing and playing for about 3 hours, I kept drinking and just giving the lassie green chips every time she brought a drink back Laugh I was fucking wrecked and didn't have a clue how much I'd won. Went to cash out at the end of the night and I kinda realized I had quite a few chips on me so tried to get the sober head on. Found chips in my wallet, in both my shoes, I was actually stood at the desk with my shoes off, cretin, Laugh in front pockets, back pockets, in my jacket, fucking ridiculous. I guess my thinking at the time was, 'get that black chip stashed away so at least if you lose the lot you can get a taxi home' and i had been putting them fucking everywhere
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07-27-2015, 08:16 PM -
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(07-27-2015, 08:04 PM)Umberto Lenzi Wrote: Ive been to the casino once, in Hong Kong funny enough. Didnt really win anything or lose anything as i farted and followed through so just left.

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07-27-2015, 08:20 PM -
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(07-27-2015, 08:03 PM)dok Wrote: Never lost a big lump sum. My entire betting history is one risible, pathetic low-srakes failure after another however Sob

This is pretty much where I am, I never really get big. Think I've won about 200 on a coupon once and won over 300 at a casino after a night out but other than that it's been pretty much all losses for the last 9 years Fat Cunt
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07-27-2015, 08:22 PM -
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(07-27-2015, 08:06 PM)Acey Wrote: Lost £2500 once. Barely even registered.

Closer to the truth ^^^
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07-27-2015, 08:23 PM -
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Laugh

Was this at Christmas/Boxing Day or something? Mind seeing that mentioned but never did ever hear the story
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07-27-2015, 08:25 PM -
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(07-27-2015, 08:23 PM)Johnny Marr Wrote: Laugh

Was this at Christmas/Boxing Day or something? Mind seeing that mentioned but never did ever hear the story

Driving past a school during the World Cup doing it on his phone?
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07-27-2015, 08:27 PM -
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(07-27-2015, 08:25 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Driving past a school during the World Cup doing it on his phone?

Dunno, never read anything more. Only hints, never details
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07-27-2015, 08:32 PM -
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(07-27-2015, 08:25 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Driving past a school during the World Cup doing it on his phone?

City bypass, France v Ukraine actually.

<<<< Wiggo
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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07-27-2015, 09:07 PM -
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Won £750 for £5 on Skacel to score first and Hearts to beat Celtic 2-1 in the Scottish Cup Semi in 2012. jjay

Was down in Liverpool on my mates stag do surrounded by Tims, me and one of my Rangers mates put the exact same bet on and were bricking it when Beattie ran up to take the penalty, needless to say it was a very enjoyable journey home.

Apart from that, I've had the odd £100+ win here and there and dropped the odd £20, but I've also lost way more than I've won.

But it's all in moderation so it's all good.
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07-27-2015, 09:14 PM -
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(07-27-2015, 08:06 PM)Acey Wrote: Lost £25 once. Felt sick.

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07-27-2015, 09:19 PM -
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Lost £20 at machine Roulette at Ladbrokes today Failure Crowe
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07-27-2015, 09:24 PM -
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We talking single bets? Or a wee session. :whistling:
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