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Match of the day/sportscene inplay
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Ross Kemp On Spice
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08-15-2015, 09:35 PM -
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The fucking state of Ian Wright Cornette

Jenas is first class though.
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08-15-2015, 09:47 PM -
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Ian Wright should never have been allowed back in the BBC after his "I AINT GOT NUFFIN TO SAY! NUFFIN TO SAY!" Rant after England were pumped out of I think Euro 2004 by Portugal. I think it was that game, cant quite remember. I'll try to find it on youtube
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08-15-2015, 09:54 PM -
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Staying at my mums tonight and have this on, she's just said (about Arouna Kone):

Why's he got long trousers on?

Me: who?

Her: Him

Me: Oh god

Her: oh is he black

Eek
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08-15-2015, 09:55 PM -
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Pics of your mum plz
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08-15-2015, 09:56 PM -
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Explains your right wing views

Upon seeing Adrian's sending off in HD on a big screen I'm in no doubt it's a straight red. There's no malice but being humpty at football doesn't let you put your boot wherever you want.
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08-15-2015, 09:57 PM -
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'Oh, but what a lovely smile he has. Don't they have lovely smiles?'

- Ma Archer.
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08-15-2015, 09:59 PM -
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(08-15-2015, 09:56 PM)2NaFish Wrote: Explains your right wing views

Upon seeing Adrian's sending off in HD on Abigail screen I'm in no doubt it's a straight red. There's no malice but being humpty at football doesn't let you put your boot wherever you want.

It's as clear a red as you'll get. Pond life must have Been on the jungle juice Pondlife
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08-15-2015, 10:01 PM -
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Is Jenas still playing or is he done? Last i mind he was at QPR
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08-15-2015, 10:03 PM -
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(08-15-2015, 09:55 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: Pics of your mum plz

She's not really your type
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08-15-2015, 10:33 PM -
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Wrighty trying out the Eubank look Tim
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09-12-2015, 10:06 PM -
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Just seen that Matic goal Quite Good
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09-12-2015, 10:16 PM -
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Bentekes goal was even better Arry

Martials was dece too
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09-12-2015, 10:36 PM -
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Ian Wright referencing one of my favourite footballing moments - Shearer trying to kick Neil Lennon's head off.

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09-13-2015, 08:21 AM -
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(09-12-2015, 10:36 PM)Jean-Pierre Papin Wrote: Ian Wright referencing one of my favourite footballing moments - Shearer trying to kick Neil Lennon's head off.

Greggy

A vicious attack on the sole of Alan's boot, you mean.

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09-13-2015, 09:56 PM -
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Some goal from Kev McTattie.

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09-13-2015, 11:07 PM -
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09-19-2015, 09:55 PM -
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Costa is a big horrible bastard Warnock
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09-19-2015, 10:30 PM -
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Dat Bojan goal. VanGaals Bitch
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09-26-2015, 09:58 PM -
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Son trying to steal a goal and being flagged offside. Special
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09-26-2015, 10:56 PM -
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This cunt covering the Stoke Bournemouth game  Brucie



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