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Cycling
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01-04-2015, 03:36 PM -
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I was about 16 at the time.
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01-04-2015, 03:37 PM -
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(01-04-2015, 03:34 PM)Morph Wrote: I have a bmx type thing.

It's fucking shite.

Bought it cos a bird I fancied used to hang about at that skate park and wanted to impress her. Just about broke my neck going into the bowl thing.

Turns out when you're as good looking as me you don't need the bmx to get the girl tho.

I point blank refuse to believe you bought a bmx to impress a skater lassie.
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01-04-2015, 03:38 PM -
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He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy. He wasn't good enough for her.
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01-04-2015, 03:39 PM -
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(01-04-2015, 03:37 PM)S.J. Wrote: I point blank refuse to believe you bought a bmx to impress a skater lassie.
She wasn't a skater Laugh

She was just from up that way and thats where the youths hung about.

(01-04-2015, 03:38 PM)Mikey Wrote: He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy. He wasn't good enough for her.

I dumped her ill have you know Cool

For a lassie who was frigid and is now a lesbian Muggy
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01-04-2015, 03:40 PM -
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Get the impression Morph was the kind of laddie whose primary functions were hanging about swing parks and berating people at random.
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01-04-2015, 03:41 PM -
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Fucking hell man, every time Morph posts I die a little inside.
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01-04-2015, 03:41 PM -
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No problem with cyclists as long as they stay on the pavement where they belong. Fortunately only had to lay out for two cracked wing mirrors for the dozen or so cyclists I've clipped with the motor on the way past.
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01-04-2015, 03:42 PM -
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Haud the bus.

A bird hangs about a park and you think they best way to approach her isby going out and buying a bmx?

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01-04-2015, 03:44 PM -
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Just seen her, fair enough a solid 7/10.

Would buy bike for.
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01-04-2015, 03:44 PM -
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(01-04-2015, 03:42 PM)Hot since 86 Wrote: Haud the bus.

A bird hangs about a park and you think they best way to approach her isby going out and buying a bmx?

Muggy
Again I was 16.

Now I know you just sneak up behind them when it's dark and use chloroform.
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01-04-2015, 03:48 PM -
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Morph: Hey there, wanna take a look at my bike?

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wow, cool bike, can I play?
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01-04-2015, 03:48 PM -
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Rofl

Reported for insinuating I'm a beast.
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01-04-2015, 03:50 PM -
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(01-04-2015, 03:44 PM)Morph Wrote: Again I was 16.

Now I know you just sneak up behind them when it's dark and use chloroform.
They grow up so fast, brings a tear to the eye
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01-04-2015, 03:57 PM -
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He bought a BMX to impress her, she gave him a chance and he pied her for a lesbo who didn't even give him his hole Cornette
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01-04-2015, 04:00 PM -
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(01-04-2015, 03:57 PM)Chrambo Wrote: He bought a BMX to impress her, she gave him a chance and he pied her for a lesbo who didn't even give him his hole Cornette

Rofl

By that time I was out at "da club" anyway

I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one
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01-04-2015, 04:05 PM -
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Don't wear Lycra, the cunts that wear lycra and the stupid clip on shoe things are past the potential beast stage
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01-04-2015, 04:05 PM -
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(01-04-2015, 04:00 PM)Morph Wrote: Rofl

By that time I was out at "da club" anyway

I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one

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01-04-2015, 04:07 PM -
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I'm not a fucking goth Scott.

Plz stop being jealous because of my individuality.
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01-04-2015, 04:09 PM -
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This just goes to show how the internet can surprise you. Started out as a fucking dreadful thread aimed at mid-life crisis weirdos, now solid 7/10 would read again material. jjay
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01-04-2015, 04:11 PM -
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Hope you know she would of banged you if you'd got the front stunt pegs.

Bitches love stunt pegs.



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