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Life skills you've never developed
Started by Sterling Archer




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Sterling Archer
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12-07-2014, 08:45 PM -
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Bought a lovely pair of boots recently, a lot more than I'd usually pay.

Realised today that I don't have the first idea how to polish them. Obviously don't want to fuck them up, not even sure if I could.

Also terrible at ironing shirts.

What simple things you should be able to do leave you clueless?
Herzog
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12-07-2014, 08:49 PM -
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Tying a tie. Will never be able to do it. Used to ask random people in the bus or on the street on my way to work. Mostly burds.
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12-07-2014, 09:20 PM -
#3
Making friends.

Ironing.
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dokratrow
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12-07-2014, 09:28 PM -
#4
Talking to women.

Ironing.
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12-07-2014, 10:41 PM -
#5
Compassion & empathy

I can iron though



Shanklands Fivehead
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12-07-2014, 11:05 PM -
#6
Folding clothes properly.

Wrapping presents
Mikey
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12-07-2014, 11:08 PM -
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Cooking.

I do try but I'm woeful.
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12-07-2014, 11:23 PM -
#8
I never learned how to ride a bike.
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12-08-2014, 12:17 AM -
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reedin ann riting
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12-08-2014, 01:13 AM -
#10
Not getting bored of jobs/cars/birds etc. after 2 days.
Poor Playercey
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12-08-2014, 10:53 AM -
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Can't tie shoelaces the "normal way" Laugh Got taught how to do it a certain way in P1 (that's apparently easier for left-handed people to do), and never bothered to learn the regular way.

Good shout on wrapping presents btw.
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12-08-2014, 11:15 AM -
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Making an omelette.

Fucking impossible.
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12-08-2014, 11:23 AM -
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(12-08-2014, 11:15 AM)Alan Partridge Wrote: Making an omelette.

Fucking impossible.

So much this Laugh Scrambled eggs by the end of it every time.
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12-08-2014, 11:27 AM -
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I make a great omelette Laugh Absolutely guaranteed that i will have to pick at least one bit of shell out though Laugh



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