Purchasing Advice

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Your lady is a tramp, Alan

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Change Johnny's name to 'hot high end ladies' pls mods

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Just buy her like a 50 quid max effort. You already live wi her you diny need to impress. Drop like a tonne on gifts max man

Sorry but; Mags and Walts wife are like lawyers and are hot high end ladies. Good job good wages high expectations. Is your missus no a nurse? Great job. Good lady i bet. But shes no gonnae be like aw seethe cunt didny drop a K on me

that's worth an unintentional fucked-up compliment pozzie.

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Just buy her like a 50 quid max effort. You already live wi her you diny need to impress. Drop like a tonne on gifts max man

Sorry but; Mags and Walts wife are like lawyers and are hot high end ladies. Good job good wages high expectations. Is your missus no a nurse? Great job. Good lady i bet. But shes no gonnae be like aw seethe cunt didny drop a K on me

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Cheers Johnny mate

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Am gaun oot wi a hot jewish princess eh

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Just buy her like a 50 quid max effort. You already live wi her you diny need to impress. Drop like a tonne on gifts max man

Sorry but; Mags and Walts wife are like lawyers and are hot high end ladies. Good job good wages high expectations. Is your missus no a nurse? Great job. Good lady i bet. But shes no gonnae be like aw seethe cunt didny drop a K on me

Brilliant stuff.

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Agreed with the above, though the strap isn't integrated. They come in a cool wee set and presentation box, which you put together. TBH it is a glasgow hipster thing, wee start up company putting together minimalist watches and have done really well for themselves, same with the other glasgow start up, Paulin.

I've got a paulin commuter and it's a great looking watch.

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Just buy her like a 50 quid max effort. You already live wi her you diny need to impress. Drop like a tonne on gifts max man

Sorry but; Mags and Walts wife are like lawyers and are hot high end ladies. Good job good wages high expectations. Is your missus no a nurse? Great job. Good lady i bet. But shes no gonnae be like aw seethe cunt didny drop a K on me

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Johnny. So succinctly put.

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Has Johnny nailed it ?

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Has Johnny nailed it ?

AP's burd?

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No need to jos johnny san I pished myself at it

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san

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You bringa dishonaru upon TalkHearts Johnny-San.

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Spacks on, spacks off.

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Good san