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Cristiano Ronaldo
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The Great RMT
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06-04-2017, 02:08 AM -
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Four champions league finals - four wins

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06-04-2017, 02:27 AM -
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The GOAT  Monty Smug

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06-04-2017, 04:20 AM -
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He can use my bum like a vajayjay
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06-04-2017, 06:29 AM -
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4-1 Crowe that's scary.

He's the best of all time. Nobody can argue that fact anymore in my opinion, I think I'm in love with him.
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06-04-2017, 08:17 AM -
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(06-04-2017, 02:08 AM)The Great Khali Wrote: Four champions league finals - four wins

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It's actually five champions league finals and four wins. He lost to Barcelona and Messi in 2009
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06-04-2017, 08:40 AM -
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Forgot about that. Oh well. He's still the GOAT

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06-04-2017, 10:28 AM -
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Incredible player, must be hard knowing you'll always be second best though  Titter
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06-04-2017, 10:33 AM -
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(06-04-2017, 10:28 AM)Gaviliunas .2 Wrote: Incredible player, must be hard knowing you'll always be second best though  Titter

Tough times for him winning two champions leagues on the spin and the Euros for his country.
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06-04-2017, 03:31 PM -
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(06-04-2017, 10:33 AM)Bubbles Wrote: Tough times for him winning two champions leagues on the spin and the Euros for his country.

Funnily enough, I suspect that irrespective, he does know that he's second best.  Monty Oh Well


Anyway, here are a few wee scenarios for all of you, that have played football for any length of time:

1./  You beat a few boys from centre with some nifty footwork down the Pitz and then pass the ball into the cornerof the net, or

2./  You beat a few boys with some nifty footwork in the middle driving on towards the box, and then thread a perfect pass through traffic for your buddy to clip over or drive past the keeper, or

3./  You beat a few boys from centre with some nifty footwork down the Pitz, shape to shoot but cut it back across the D to the team mate you catch with your peripheral vision, who hits it first time into an unguarded net  [We've all been the boy that scores  Monty Oh You  ] , or how about

4./  You get the ball on the left side, a bit outside the box/D with a few yards to get going, cut inside and smack a good hard low shot that goes in the far corner, or ...nahh, I'm bored with scenarios


If you recognise these (and I know you almost all do) then you know which scenarios are more difficult to execute, and which you respect more as team mates.   Monty Oh Well
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06-04-2017, 03:53 PM -
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06-04-2017, 03:58 PM -
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CR7 is the greatest of all time. Leading both club and country to major honours.
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06-05-2017, 11:06 AM -
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BU7IqUkFlzb/...=cristiano

must have gone into a turkish barbers and gotten scalped  Monty Chuckle
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06-05-2017, 11:26 AM -
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his instagram is brilliant Warnock

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06-05-2017, 11:27 AM -
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Warnock always enjoy his ridiculously posed posts.
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06-05-2017, 11:32 AM -
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"Oh hi, didn't see you come in"

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(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: The answer is Yes.

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06-05-2017, 11:35 AM -
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(06-05-2017, 11:06 AM)Picards Forehead Wrote: https://www.instagram.com/p/BU7IqUkFlzb/...=cristiano

must have gone into a turkish barbers and gotten scalped  Monty Chuckle

VS ahead of the style curve as per usual  Monty Smug
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06-05-2017, 11:47 AM -
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(06-05-2017, 11:35 AM)Vote-Labour Wrote: VS ahead of the style curve as per usual  Monty Smug

Thought you looked like a Turkish barber, Tamer?
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06-07-2017, 10:02 PM -
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06-07-2017, 10:13 PM -
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