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Fat Ugly Birds AKA That Time i8 Got Cucked
Started by i8hibsh




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08-24-2017, 10:58 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 10:46 AM)i8hibsh Wrote: Ooofy, Nada mate not me.  Defo not me.

I get accused of some shit on here (cheers Floyd) but that is a new one ha

Fat Cunt

Come on now, I8. It was definitely you.

Tell the story - enough time must have passed for the wounds to have healed.
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08-24-2017, 10:59 AM -
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:yas:
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08-24-2017, 11:01 AM -
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Who changed that title.

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08-24-2017, 11:01 AM -
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Literally just burst out laughing at work and every cunt turned round and looked at me.

Cheers!
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08-24-2017, 11:02 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 11:01 AM)i8hibsh Wrote: Literally just burst out laughing at work and every cunt turned round and looked at me.

Cheers!

Must make a difference having people watch you.
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08-24-2017, 11:07 AM -
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Zlat :Zlat scenes
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08-24-2017, 11:11 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 11:02 AM)2Nafferty Wrote: Must make a difference having people watch you.

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(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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08-24-2017, 11:15 AM -
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Come on i8 spill the beans.

I imagine your girlfriend was pestering you for a 3some and you agreed thinking it'd be another girl. She then brings a guy back who turns out is bigger than you and you can't rise because of you anxiety next to him. So you watch from the corner sobbing as he nobs her. Is this true?

I also imagine she was making noises you've never heard before too?
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08-24-2017, 11:15 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 11:02 AM)2Nafferty Wrote: Must make a difference having people watch you.

Fuck sake, never realised it was 'rip the pish' oot of i8 day today

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08-24-2017, 11:19 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 11:15 AM)i8hibsh Wrote: Fuck sake, never realised it was 'rip the pish' oot of i8 day today

Sob

Aye, that's today. Yesterday was 'rip the pish out of fat ugly bursd', so you missed the boat on that one.
Frei me a river
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08-24-2017, 11:21 AM -
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Why did you sit in the corner whilst some devient got stuck in about your mrs mate? Did you get off on it or was it a case of anything for a quiet life?
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08-24-2017, 11:29 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 10:37 AM)TheLannistator Wrote: i8 was it you that wrote the story on kickback about your girlfriend at the time asking for another man to join in your bedroom antics?

You then had to stand and watch as he shagged her and they wouldn't let you join in?

[Image: 200.webp#0-grid1]

It's all starting to add up.
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08-24-2017, 11:32 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 11:29 AM)Snake Plissken Wrote: [Image: 200.webp#0-grid1]

It's all starting to add up.

Hekens

explains i8s irrational hatred of women, since one treated him like a pathetic afterthought while she pumped a better man Quite Good
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08-24-2017, 11:38 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 11:32 AM)Picards Forehead Wrote: Hekens

explains i8s irrational hatred of women, since one treated him like a pathetic afterthought while she pumped a better man Quite Good

I adore women

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08-24-2017, 11:39 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 11:38 AM)i8hibsh Wrote: I adore women

Piggy

you adore stealing their pants Monty Oh Well
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08-24-2017, 11:40 AM -
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(08-24-2017, 11:39 AM)Picards Forehead Wrote: you adore stealing their pants  Monty Oh Well

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08-24-2017, 11:40 AM -
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Rofl

'Mon i8, we're all pals here. Share your pain
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08-24-2017, 11:44 AM -
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keeping a collection of girls you've slept with's pants Monty LewLew Monty LewLew Crowe
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08-24-2017, 11:54 AM -
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Presumably not in a brown bag though Titter
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08-24-2017, 12:12 PM -
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