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Djoum
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09-09-2017, 04:45 PM -
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Fat Cunt Get To Woy

Worst player on the park today by a mile. Done nothing but give the ball away and break down any passage of play from hearts.

Quicker he's away the better, him and Walker offer hearts absolutely nothing.
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09-09-2017, 04:49 PM -
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Actually thought Walker played well after 15-20 minutes. 

Djoum brought nothing to the team at all.
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09-09-2017, 04:52 PM -
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Did more than Cowie
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09-09-2017, 04:54 PM -
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Djoum is an imposter. There was a moment in the second half that sent me over the edge when he came swanning over to take a free kick around the half way line. Instead of sending it forward he plays it back to the centre half who's closed down who on turn plays it back to the keeper who is further closed down and then shanks it out the park as a result. All of that from Djoum and his naff free kick. 

I genuinely don't know what goes through his head to make him think he merits a big move. His agent must feed him some amount of shite and even then he still can't engineer a move away for him.
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09-09-2017, 04:56 PM -
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(09-09-2017, 04:54 PM)Half Time Guest Wrote: Djoum is an imposter. There was a moment in the second half that sent me over the edge when he came swanning over to take a free kick around the half way line. Instead of sending it forward he plays it back to the centre half who's closed down who on turn plays it back to the keeper who is further closed down and then shanks it out the park as a result. All of that from Djoum and his naff free kick. 

I genuinely don't know what goes through his head to make him think he merits a big move. His agent must feed him some amount of shite and even then he still can't engineer a move away for him.

Was that not with about 10 minutes to play too?

He's been shite for ages, not even like he has the odd good game which you can at least say for cowie. In the bin plz.
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09-09-2017, 04:58 PM -
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Has the talent to pish all over this league

Has a ganting attitude though
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09-09-2017, 04:59 PM -
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(09-09-2017, 04:52 PM)Fire Mixtape Wrote: Did more than Cowie

Hekens

Djoum had his moments, but i thought Cowie was awful.
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09-09-2017, 05:02 PM -
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(09-09-2017, 04:56 PM)Morph Wrote: Was that not with about 10 minutes to play too?

He's been shite for ages, not even like he has the odd good game which you can at least say for cowie.  In the bin plz.

It might well have been, Morph. We were well in the ascendancy and had them pinned down and the daft cunt sends his free kick all the way back when we've got a chance to get it in the mixer.

Hopefully someone with more money than sense comes in for him in January. Turkish transfer window is still open, we should try punting him there!
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09-09-2017, 05:02 PM -
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I'm starting to wonder if he's as good as we thought. Is his attitude that bad, or is he just incapable of consistently performing to the level we saw from him early on?
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09-09-2017, 05:09 PM -
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I think it is attitude, his goals early on were maybe a bit of a fluke but I think he's got the ability to be a top performer in this league. He probably never thought he'd stay this long when he signed and maybe is a bit disillusioned that a move never materialised?
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09-09-2017, 05:16 PM -
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Surely if you think you're worth a move to England you need to prove it week in week out to any clubs that are looking at you?

Just don't get why you'd think playing shite every week entitles you to a lucrative move down south.
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09-09-2017, 05:21 PM -
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Didn't hear wee dons name on the radio apart from another lacklustre free kick or corner. Must have comprising pictures of budge and levein to still be getting a game week in week out
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09-09-2017, 05:26 PM -
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Djoum has been pish since the african nations, it's like he has realised he is good and has a chance of a good move and is now trying to show that - much better before his head went and he felt he had to be the main man.
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09-09-2017, 05:33 PM -
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He's been pump since the new contract.

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09-09-2017, 05:36 PM -
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Looks a totally different player from the one we signed 2 years ago.
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09-09-2017, 07:24 PM -
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Almost willing to have Martin start ahead of him.

Thought Walker was OK today though.


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09-09-2017, 08:31 PM -
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(09-09-2017, 07:24 PM)Bert Le Bowski Wrote: Almost willing to have Martin start ahead of him.

Thought Walker was OK today though.


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This!

He's been dreadful since African Cup Of Nations, we should defo be trying to punt him to Turkey or somewhere else who's window is still open.
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09-09-2017, 11:46 PM -
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(09-09-2017, 04:52 PM)Fire Mixtape Wrote: Did more than Cowie

At least you know what you're getting with cowie.

So frustrating watching this prick stroll around the park not giving a fuck, when we all know the talent he has. He was honestly abysmal today.
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09-09-2017, 11:54 PM -
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Personally I'm just as frustrated about having shitebag pensioner Cowie in the team as I am Djoum.


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09-10-2017, 03:18 AM -
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(09-09-2017, 11:46 PM)The Great Khali Wrote: At least you know what you're getting with cowie.

So frustrating watching this prick stroll around the park not giving a fuck, when we all know the talent he has. He was honestly abysmal today.

Couple of sub-par crosses and sideways passes in midfield when the other team don't even bother to close him down. But aye, you do know what you're getting.

This was the first game I was at in quite a while and Djoum was about the same as I remember him, but I honestly wouldn't have known Cowie was playing were it not for those 2nd half corners. Did only marginally more than Rooney for Aberdeen and that's saying something, because I only realised he was playing when he was subbed off. Zlat


Djoum wasn't good and was carried by Callahan (I'd be amazed if he could keep that level of intensity because he'll burn himself out fast if he keeps that going, unless he's a superb athlete) but he's not as bad as some are making out. I think some people need to get over their Djoum/Walker bitterness because it's blinding them from the lackluster performances of others.



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