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Stuff That Looks Shit - Tag a mate who would read this
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Fire Doinks
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11-28-2017, 08:29 PM -
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Thread for all those short "food porn" videos that look fucking awful.







This one triggered me. Looks so fucking disgusting, good bits of the cheese isn't even melted so you know that landfill of a meat selection under it is going to be lukewarm at best.
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11-28-2017, 08:37 PM -
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11-28-2017, 08:40 PM -
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Can't find the video, but there's one where some guys ruins a perfectly good burger by pouring shit loads of melted cheese on top. Over the bun and everything. Ends up with a soggy looking bun and swimming in a pool of orange cheese sauce.
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11-28-2017, 08:43 PM -
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Comes on a bed of fries, then you see the guy stuffing them down the sides Warnock

Love when hes going round and round and round squirting mayo on them and they are just sitting there. Ok cheers m8, pretty sure we can add sauce / no sauce just ketchep as we go or as we like it Warnock

NUT! MUST HAVE THICK ROPES OF MAYO ON IT!!!11!!1
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11-28-2017, 09:01 PM -
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(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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11-28-2017, 09:16 PM -
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What the fuck? Warnock Is that serious or satire? Zlat
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11-28-2017, 09:40 PM -
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(11-28-2017, 09:06 PM)Johnny Wrote:


^^^^^^^

So bad and exactly the kind of video I was talking about. Any of those Tasty channel ones too, which basically involves adding cheese to an already complete meal.


Acey - Wanda's 7000 calorie pasta salad, doesn't she had an entire tin of condensed milk? Zlat


Seen the Steven Reed ones before they're funny like.
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11-28-2017, 09:52 PM -
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Just on the Weber Cooks one, he microwaves rice for 20 minutes Laugh



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11-28-2017, 10:27 PM -
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All of the 'food porn' videos are only food porn if you're a fat, disgusting, yank pig.
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11-28-2017, 11:26 PM -
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(11-28-2017, 09:40 PM)Fire Doinks Wrote: Acey - Wanda's 7000 calorie pasta salad, doesn't she had an entire tin of condensed milk?  Zlat

About 20 seconds in, yeah. "One small caaaaeeeeen of sweetened condensed milk" Tony You What Warnock
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11-29-2017, 08:29 AM -
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11-29-2017, 08:48 AM -
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(11-29-2017, 08:29 AM)Bill Cosby Wrote: Munchie Boxes

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11-29-2017, 05:26 PM -
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(11-28-2017, 09:52 PM)Fire Doinks Wrote: Just on the Weber Cooks one, he microwaves rice for 20 minutes  Laugh




Sex offender. I think he is dead now anyway.

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11-29-2017, 05:47 PM -
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Got to agree with folk neggying the munchie box shout, it's not the same thing. They never make videos about them like 'You won't believe what X is now selling' or whatever.

Don't know if they still do them but Cheeky Chicken in Gorgie used to do an unreal munchie box. You'd get a whole chicken, with the breast meat cut into big thick rolls, donner, kofta, pakora and chips. Was so fucking good. Piggy



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