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2017 TalkHEARTS End of Year 2017 Awards : 2017 Edition
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Herzog
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12-21-2017, 01:48 PM -
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Monty smiley of the year Monty Ha
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12-21-2017, 02:43 PM -
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Best Thread should have the qualifier "that isn't Hearts give Celtic the pumping of a lifetime"
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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12-21-2017, 09:06 PM -
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Best Poster - fartridge as always.

Funniest poster - Acey, what a card.

Best Thread - fuck knows

Best Post - Snakes GIFs

Best Smiley - will always be jj so I’ll do one new to the board this year - Deal with it

Worst Smiley - Angel

Poster you'd most like to cave their face in - Lewis

Poster you'd most like to go for another pint with - any of you reprobates tbh

Most Improved Poster - Lewis

Worst Poster - Lewis

The Dex 'Gone But Not Forgotten' Lifetime Achievement Award - Lawson. Always comes back no matter what Laugh
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12-21-2017, 09:15 PM -
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(12-21-2017, 09:06 PM)Gorgie-Rules Wrote: Best Poster - fartridge as always.

Close thread. Tfw
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12-21-2017, 09:24 PM -
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Best Poster - A toss up between Sarkozy, Mags and Walt for different reasons. Sarkozy always delivers with straight to the point truth bullies. Walt’s as cool as fuck and Mags has turned into a pretty funny poster from nowhere. Also takes a lot of stick on the chin May Bee

Funniest poster - Khali

Best Thread - Any thread from Sunday

Best Post - I can’t remember an hour ago never mind specific posts.

Best Smiley - Woy Not Sure

Worst Smiley - Robbie

Poster you'd most like to cave their face in - Bill

Poster you'd most like to go for another pint with - Anyone, even Bill - wouldn’t want to cave anyone’s face in.

Most Improved Poster - Mags

Worst Poster - Lewis

The Dex 'Gone But Not Forgotten' Lifetime Achievement Award - Snake. Consistently a good poster that never gets into the guts of threads due to time differences but is always here year after year.
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12-21-2017, 09:55 PM -
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Best Poster - 1. Mags 2. Snake 3. Walt

Funniest poster - By his one remaining hair, Acey just edges out Papin

Best Thread - Hearts give Celtic the pumping of a lifetime

Best Thread That Isn't Hearts Pump Celtic etc - Secret Santa. Astonishing quality this year.

Best Post - Mags telling Acey to fuck off you bald bastard Zlat

Best Smiley - Monty Oh Well

Worst Smiley - Piggy

Poster you'd most like to cave their face in - Prancer

Poster you'd most like to go for a pint with - Partridge, Pete, Johnny or Scott - but anyone really.

Poster who should post more often - Sarko, because whenever he does, it's always top drawer

Most Improved Poster - Tie between Bill Cosby and pondlife

Worst Poster - Prancer

Worst Feud of the Year - Chrambo v me. God it's tedious. Xmas truce and a football match in no-man's land Chrambo?

Best Forum Patter - "But enough about x" works in so many situations

Worst Forum Patter - aceysmum.txt seems past its sell-by date to me (like Acey's Mum amirite?)

The Dex Lifetime Achievement Award - Another vote for Snake. Handsome, successful, jetsetter, cat saviour and in all these years on Hearts fora, has somehow never put a foot wrong. Wow
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12-21-2017, 10:02 PM -
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Two more quick ones:

Lurker of the Year - Jesus Shuttleworth, who is singlehandedly responsible for about half my pozzies (Johnny's responsible for the other half), yet almost never shows himself. Who is this fellow of such obvious refinement and sophistication?

Meltdown of the Year - A fine late effort by Dank, but I've got that one all tied up I'd say. Sorry everyone.  Monty Ooh
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12-21-2017, 10:21 PM -
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Best Poster - Has to be VS just for the sheer volume of posts and keeping the traffic flowing. Funny now and again too but it annoys me how high is rep is for cheap picture posts  Monty Oh Well I'd agree with the recent shouts for Sarkozy too actually but he doesn't post enough. Become more tragic and you could win my vote next year  Monty Oh Well

Best Thread - Naturally going to be one of the more recent ones. Would have to say the Secret Santa this year has been next level. Never seen the likes of it on any other forum.

Funniest poster - Scott or Lewy. When Scott is in one of those moods I find it particularly amusing. Acey and VS obviously up there as well.

Best Post - No idea. One of mine probably.  Trumppy

Best Smiley -  Jim Kens and  Comical Ally

Worst Smiley -  Brucie Get that cunt to fuck.

Poster you'd most like to cave their face in - Bill Cosby for his I'm richer than you patter.

Poster you'd most like to go for another pint with - Literally anyone. Morph soon jjay

Most Improved Poster - Wee lewy has kicked on this season and often posts zingers. Rekt very easily though  Monty Ooh

Worst Poster - Honestly not sure there has been a standout this year. Will just go Prancer for tradition.

Biggest Chip on shoulder - Dank  Monty Ooh  The world is not out to get you m8.

Meltdown of the year. Shared award between Lawson and Dank. Expect Lawson will have an I'm leaving moment again soon. It's just what he does Warnock

The Dex 'Gone But Not Forgotten' Lifetime Achievement Award - Has to go to Sterling this year for stepping up to the plate and taking over from Dexter. The place has ran perfectly during this transition. Special mention to Roger as well for the same reasons.
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12-21-2017, 10:26 PM -
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Best Poster - Enjoyed Half Time Guest's stuff of late. Not someone I'd really noticed before but one of those that sticks more to the football side of things. Quite Good

Worst Poster - shaun.lawson I'm sure you just posted that to get a reaction so here it is. Who even are you man? You come around every 6 months like a dental check-up and you're almost as entertaining. You're a living meltdown mate so the only person worthy of your award is yourself. Worst poster because outside of redressing other people's views he actually has nothing original to say. Used to quite like the guy and not get involved in some of the outright bulling that he was subjected to but he's a bit different now.

Funniest poster - Every year I go Acey because I enjoy his self-aware lame humour and the fact that he takes so much abuse in his stride for the sake of a running joke.

Best Thread - The one in the hidden forum where people shit talk the plebs.

Best Post - Lewis had a good zinger, can't be bothered finding it.

Best Smiley - Levein

Worst Smiley - :kanyelaugh:

Poster you'd most like to go for another pint with - Mags

Most Improved Poster - Kashinda

The Dex 'Gone But Not Forgotten' Lifetime Achievement Award - Alan Partridge. Was one of the big dawgs back in KB days when I was still in school. Had some funny and some hostile times with him over the years but he's always been about. Seems to do drunken posting better than most.
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12-21-2017, 10:29 PM -
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(12-21-2017, 09:55 PM)shaun.lawson Wrote: Poster who should post more often - Sarko, because whenever he does, it's always top drawer

(12-21-2017, 10:21 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: I'd agree with the recent shouts for Sarkozy too actually but he doesn't post enough.

Always leave them wanting more Trumppy
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12-21-2017, 10:34 PM -
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Meltdown continuing I see. Monty Chuckle
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12-21-2017, 10:38 PM -
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(12-21-2017, 10:26 PM)Fire Doinks Wrote: Best Post - Lewis had a good zinger, can't be bothered finding it.

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12-21-2017, 10:43 PM -
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12-21-2017, 10:45 PM -
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The talkhearts most passive aggressive poster -
Monty Oh You
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12-21-2017, 10:47 PM -
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Best Office Block poster - Half Time Hearts. His hatred of Don Cowie is admirable and his posts on football are always thought out and interesting.
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12-21-2017, 10:57 PM -
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(12-21-2017, 10:47 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: Best Office Block poster - Half Time Hearts. His hatred of Don Cowie is admirable and his posts on football are always thought out and interesting.

Oi! Aren't you meant to be at the bar getting Morph a pint!

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12-21-2017, 11:02 PM -
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Managed to escape Dank's wrath. Pretty good

Forgot about this Half Time Guest chap, he's a good shout. Good guy to have around match weekends. Fart Smelly
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12-21-2017, 11:03 PM -
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Best Poster - Acey, gets constantly ripped and always takes it well. Posts normally make me chuckle too. Shoutout to Mags and Walt aswell.

Best Thread - Secret Santa or that time we fucked Santa. Like to thank everybody that gave me advice on the Kash's house thread too. Much appreciated.

Funniest poster - Scott or Lewis. 

Best Post - me rekking Lawson when he said Celtic Rangers, Hearts, Aberdeen and Hibs was the natural state of things

Best Smiley -  Deal with it

Best Forum Patter - The Photoshopped pictures, sorry AP but I'll pozzy that all day long.

Worst Smiley -   Beardy

Poster you'd most like to cave their face in - Lawson.

Poster you'd most like to go for another pint with - any of my THF insta buds, especially Morph, Walt, Khali and Mags

Most Improved Poster - Grown to like AP more this year Warnock also Bill Cosby.

Worst Poster - Lawson, annoying.

Meltdown Of The Year Award - Lawson getting in a tiff about his sister and Rog replying with an absolute belter of a post Warnock

The Dex 'Gone But Not Forgotten' Lifetime Achievement Award - Snake for those Gifs.
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12-21-2017, 11:06 PM -
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Best Poster - I'm going to give it to VS as I think the forum is worse off when he does a  disappearing act from time to time, i also enjoy a wee exchange with him on any given thread. AP gets close too as I enjoy his posts and general banter as well.

Funniest Poster - Could go to many people tbh, we've all got our moments. AP, Scott and VS to name a few that make me laugh quite regularly.

Best Thread -  Live inplay there are probably better threads but this is the one that's always there and I enjoy shooting the breeze with others watching the same game and discussing whatever comes with that.

Best Post - Honestly too many to single one out, one that made me properly laugh anyway and there's been a few.

Best Smiley -  Monty Oh Well great way to end a post.

Worst Smiley -  Beardy why is it still here.

Poster you'd most like to cave their face in - Acey because I'd definitely win  Monty Smug

Poster you'd most like to go for another pint with - Think I could manage a peeve and a laugh with the majority of people on here

Most Improved Poster - I'm going to give it to Sarkozy not because I think he's really improved as such but I like his contributions and he's had my back on a few occasions  Levein

Worst Poster - Don't really like dishing out this award but I'm going to give it to Chrambo
As I find him quite irritating, might be sound in real life but as far as his posts go, not for me.

The Dex 'Gone But Not Forgotten' Lifetime Achievement Award - Jezza fuck knows.
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12-21-2017, 11:14 PM -
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(12-21-2017, 11:06 PM)Shteve Wrote: Most Improved Poster - I'm going to give it to Sarkozy not because I think he's really improved as such but I like his contributions and he's had my back on a few occasions  Levein

But on this occasion you can get fucked JogOn

I've been one of this forum's premier pattersmiths since you discovered the internet, wee man.
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