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Masterchef: The Professionals
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11-26-2020, 03:33 PM -
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The skills test would be proper pressure but I can't fathom how they fuck up their own courses? Guy last night presented half a plate because he got the timing so wrong. Surely you practice them 1000 times before you go on Laugh
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11-26-2020, 08:15 PM -
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(11-26-2020, 03:33 PM)Zizou Wrote: The skills test would be proper pressure but I can't fathom how they fuck up their own courses? Guy last night presented half a plate because he got the timing so wrong. Surely you practice them 1000 times before you go on Laugh

I've seen some who have what they think is a great idea for a dish to show but haven't practiced it once, just pulling together different elements that they know
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11-26-2020, 08:21 PM -
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(11-26-2020, 03:33 PM)Zizou Wrote: The skills test would be proper pressure but I can't fathom how they fuck up their own courses? Guy last night presented half a plate because he got the timing so wrong. Surely you practice them 1000 times before you go on Laugh

It wasn’t even half a plate, I’m sure he rattled off six or seven things and ended up serving lamb with raw fat and two bits of carrot Monty Chuckle
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11-26-2020, 08:22 PM -
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(11-26-2020, 08:21 PM)The Great KhaLee Wrote: It wasn’t even half a plate, I’m sure he rattled off six or seven things and ended up serving lamb with raw fat and two bits of carrot Monty Chuckle

I'm watching that right now, unbelievable  Monty Chuckle

Marcus is being really fucking harsh with them tonight  as well
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11-27-2020, 07:35 PM -
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Watched a fair bit of this on Netflix, ended up putting the bog standard one on though, more chance of someone making an absolute pigs dinner of it and getting a right slating.
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11-28-2020, 12:34 AM -
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(11-26-2020, 12:46 AM)Kashinda Wrote: Apparently he told Marcus to fuck himself during the skills test, and when he was voted out he said to Marcus that he refuses to take criticism from a man who’s losing his Michelin stars, so he was edited out Warnock

If true they should have left that in. Would have been great TV. Quite Good
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11-28-2020, 12:35 AM -
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(11-26-2020, 03:33 PM)Zizou Wrote: The skills test would be proper pressure but I can't fathom how they fuck up their own courses? Guy last night presented half a plate because he got the timing so wrong. Surely you practice them 1000 times before you go on Laugh
Mind blowing.

Or the “have you been practising?”
“No this is the first time I’ve made this dish, but I’m confident.”

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11-28-2020, 09:48 AM -
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Has that been said this year, when the restaurants were all shut in the run up to filming?

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12-18-2020, 09:37 PM -
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Delighted that Jono Cunt didn’t win jjay
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12-18-2020, 09:41 PM -
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He was a cock eh Laugh

I thought Bart was a nap like but they seems to judge the food on the day rather than the entire competition.

The chefs food I'd be most interested in trying would be Santosh though.
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12-18-2020, 09:54 PM -
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(12-18-2020, 09:41 PM)Zizou Wrote: He was a cock eh Laugh

I thought Bart was a nap like but they seems to judge the food on the day rather than the entire competition.

The chefs food I'd be most interested in trying would be Santosh though.

Was happy for any of the three of them to win tbh but aye Bart and Santosh were my favourites. Agree 100% about wanting to try his scran Piggy
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12-18-2020, 10:10 PM -
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My boy Alex jjay

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11-08-2021, 07:47 PM -
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Masterchef: TalkHearts Edition
Shteve cannae get passed the 1st round because he doesn't like the look of the ingredients.
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11-08-2021, 07:52 PM -
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Kash goes out in round 2 after adding creamy puree to his gravy.
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11-08-2021, 07:53 PM -
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Mak refuses to cook anything and slams down a tub of ben and jerrys.
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11-08-2021, 07:58 PM -
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Bangers and Mash as a skills test Monty Chuckle
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11-08-2021, 08:02 PM -
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Love the skills test man. Boys getting found out making sausages and tatties Warnock
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11-08-2021, 08:05 PM -
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(11-08-2021, 08:02 PM)Zizou Wrote: Love the skills test man. Boys getting found out making sausages and tatties Warnock

Superb eh Warnock
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11-08-2021, 08:06 PM -
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Is it on the now aye? 
I sometimes binge watch it on netflix, but it just pisses me off after a while.



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