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First Car Thread
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Floyd
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02-11-2019, 08:56 PM -
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Following on from Picard’s good news Sally I started reminiscing about the utterly dreadful cars that I had after my test. Warnock / Eek

Mine was a White & Black D reg Vauxhall Astra Le Mans which was an absolute death trap, it looked something like this.

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Although the bottom panels on mine were black. Laugh

I think I paid about 3 times it’s worth on insurance, Fat Cunt but I ran it into the ground and it served me well until an old boy in a Volvo sent me spinning off the Whirlies Roundabout in East Kilbride one winter.

His insurance said it wasn’t an economical repair and scrapped it and paid me out, so I could go and buy another heap of junk. jjay

Over to you #THF, what was your first car?
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02-11-2019, 08:59 PM -
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Gold MTV Clio Jez

Crashed it but wasn't my fault, had been drinking the night before too so actually shat it thinking I could be over the limit.
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02-11-2019, 09:07 PM -
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02-11-2019, 09:09 PM -
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This fucking horror. Same colour too. It was actually my girlfriends but it was a nightmare. Kept putting the window wipers on when I went to indicate. Shocking car.
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02-11-2019, 09:24 PM -
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A 1995 Ford Fiesta Quartz.

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IN SILVER

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02-11-2019, 09:27 PM -
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One of these, a Citroen AX that my mum passed on. 1.0 with 4 gears. Pinilla

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02-11-2019, 09:29 PM -
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Wrote it off GodIsGod
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02-11-2019, 09:32 PM -
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In sky blue. Had to fold myself into it. jjay

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02-11-2019, 09:59 PM -
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Passed my test in 1987. Bought this felly for 200 blabs Piggy

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Many candidates came and went and yet the one she went for was just down the corridor.
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02-11-2019, 10:07 PM -
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(02-11-2019, 09:32 PM)TheSitzpinkler Wrote: In sky blue. Had to fold myself into it. jjay

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"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?"
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02-11-2019, 10:13 PM -
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(02-11-2019, 09:27 PM)Walter Sobchak Wrote: One of these, a Citroen AX that my mum passed on. 1.0 with 4 gears. Pinilla

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Fellow 1.0l with 4 gears. 

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Handling was surprisingly good but no guts. Had my tools in the boot and 3 passengers and took 3 attempts to get up a hill one time Warnock
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02-11-2019, 10:15 PM -
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Had a 1999 ford focus, was probably the best car i could have got at the time Laugh Had only done 40k miles in 2013 or roundabouts.
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02-11-2019, 10:20 PM -
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(02-11-2019, 10:07 PM)The Comedian Wrote: [Image: med_1515000102_image.jpg]

"Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?"

Warnock

Was pretty ridiculous.

Upgraded to my grandmothers old Clio in due course GodIsGod
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02-11-2019, 10:21 PM -
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Basically a car for getting McDonald’s and pumping
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02-11-2019, 10:40 PM -
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5 door version of this but in red with alloys, 1.1 litre engine

This was my second car Pinilla

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02-11-2019, 10:48 PM -
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Second car. Peugeot 205 GT 1.6

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02-11-2019, 10:55 PM -
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A stunning machine GodIsGod
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02-11-2019, 10:59 PM -
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Second car was one of these, purchased with the insurance money from the Astra.

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Sadly not the XR3i version, but a nasty lookalike with the most appalling handling ever known to man. Laugh

The back end used to slide out every time I took a corner faster than 15mph.

Absolutely loved that car, but sadly the engine seized after a massive oil leak and I had to scrap it. Sob
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02-11-2019, 11:07 PM -
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Spoiler, alloys, body kit Pinilla

The glory days when a peak evening was smoking doobies in a forestry car park and handys in the front seat from the Dame you were seeing. Simpler times.

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