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Shteve
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03-07-2019, 04:27 PM -
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Needs to get himself fit and maybe shed a pound or two, his shirt is soaked through and he's making all kinds of facial expressions after about half an hour.
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03-07-2019, 04:32 PM -
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(03-07-2019, 04:27 PM)Shteve Wrote: Needs to get himself fit and maybe shed a pound or two, his shirt is soaked through and he's making all kinds of facial expressions after about half an hour.

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03-07-2019, 04:42 PM -
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That retro Umbro jacket tho Wow

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03-07-2019, 04:42 PM -
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Jacket looks decent but I just couldn't see me wearing that anywhere Laugh
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03-07-2019, 04:43 PM -
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Good news. Hopefully start scoring and we can get good money for him eventually.

That top is smert as far as these things go Quite Good
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03-07-2019, 04:52 PM -
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Wearing that oot and aboot though  FuckMe
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03-07-2019, 04:53 PM -
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Good bit of business from us. Completely pointless if we don't get him a wee pal for upfront who can score though.
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03-07-2019, 04:54 PM -
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(03-07-2019, 04:42 PM)TheSitzpinkler Wrote: That retro Umbro jacket tho Wow

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I had the original version of that when I was a kid. Wow

It’s as smart now as it was when I was a youngster, but I can’t see me ever wearing it now.
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03-07-2019, 04:55 PM -
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That’s the issue with a lot of this retro stuff. It’s pretty cool but you can’t wear Heartz gear anywhere other than in the privacy of your own home or to 5s if you still play that.

I see the fakey Lego bus is on sale down to FIFTY POUNDS STERLING.
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03-07-2019, 04:57 PM -
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Think the issue i have with the retro stuff is it's so cheap and shiny looking. It's a good design for this sort of thing but looks like something a kappa tracksuit would've been made out of in the early 2000s.
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03-07-2019, 05:08 PM -
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Extended contract for the bulldozing goal virgin Zlat Wiggo Crowe

Give the crippled Naisy a five-year gig too Wiggo
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03-07-2019, 05:10 PM -
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One problem with uche is our other players are so inept, teams can have up to 5 men on him at a time.
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03-07-2019, 05:18 PM -
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(03-07-2019, 04:57 PM)Morph Wrote: Think the issue i have with the retro stuff is it's so cheap and shiny looking.  It's a good design for this sort of thing but looks like something a kappa tracksuit would've been made out of in the early 2000s.

That's the point though is it not? So that it looks like it was made in the 80's :Laugh 

I do love it but again, I'd never be seen wearing that out and about, same with the retro strip they were selling, that was Pinilla
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03-07-2019, 05:23 PM -
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Would make a fine addition to my tracksuit collectionTfw
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03-07-2019, 05:27 PM -
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(03-07-2019, 04:27 PM)Shteve Wrote: Needs to get himself fit and maybe shed a pound or two, his shirt is soaked through and he's making all kinds of facial expressions after about half an hour.

Sound like me getring my Cole Stockton Monty Chuckle
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03-07-2019, 05:31 PM -
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Half a minute maybe Monty Smug
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03-07-2019, 05:50 PM -
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(03-07-2019, 05:18 PM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: That's the point though is it not? So that it looks like it was made in the 80's :Laugh 

I do love it but again, I'd never be seen wearing that out and about, same with the retro strip they were selling, that was Pinilla

Seen a proper photo without the filter and actually looks ok.
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03-08-2019, 06:56 AM -
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03-30-2019, 09:39 PM -
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https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php...he/&page=2

The second page of this thread  Monty But

Firstly, Uche's face - he looks absolutely fucked - he definitely doesn't know where he is - seeing stars at that point. Severe concussion there and surely will be out for the next two games.

Secondly, the poster who writes this:

"I noticed they walked to the tunnel together at half time and seemed very comfortable with each other (the difference in height made me laugh) but I just put it down to the amount of time he'll have spent in the treatment room. Maybe they're seeing each other, who knows?"

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03-30-2019, 09:59 PM -
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What happened with the head knock, assuming it was accidental? Completely missed what happened at the time.
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