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Uche
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02-05-2020, 11:05 PM -
Within the first five minutes if coming on he attempted a lay off from the edge if the box and somehow stuck it out for a throw in. Then he sent a header miles wide from about six yards. A total cart horse.
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02-05-2020, 11:09 PM -
He's fucking scrap metal. 

His daft hands on his head charade fucking riles me everytime he fouls. 

Tbf the one where he rolled the defender wasn't a FK.
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02-08-2020, 11:00 AM -
The donkey made it on to soccer AM this morning getting laughed at for his escapades last week.

'Worst I've ever seen' was the quote. Embarrassment.
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02-08-2020, 11:13 AM -
Who still watches Soccer AM Monty LewLew
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02-08-2020, 11:24 AM -
(02-08-2020, 11:13 AM)Ross Kemp On Spice Wrote: Who still watches Soccer AM  Monty LewLew
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I'm sure Uche is gutted that Jimmy Bullard and his #ladsladslads mates had a laugh at him.
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02-08-2020, 01:49 PM -
(02-08-2020, 11:00 AM)Shteve Wrote: The donkey made it on to soccer AM this morning getting laughed at for his escapades last week.

'Worst I've ever seen' was the quote. Embarrassment.

I’d feel the same way if I’d been caught watching Soccer AM in 2020. Monty Oh Well
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02-15-2020, 06:40 PM -
There is nothing more Craig Levein than this signing. If you dropped him at the glue factory they wouldn’t take him off your hands.
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02-15-2020, 06:41 PM -
Why play him though? All he did was get in the way of Boyce.
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02-15-2020, 06:42 PM -
(02-15-2020, 06:40 PM)Hendricks Wrote: There is nothing more Craig Levein than this signing. If you dropped him at the glue factory they wouldn’t take him off your hands.

Let’s be honest...Levein took one look at him through his speccy we eyes and thought ‘De Vries II’.

It’s as simple as that.
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02-15-2020, 06:43 PM -
A bum.

Get fucking rid.
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02-15-2020, 06:44 PM -
Has to be played wide if he’s played at all just gets in the fucking way
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02-15-2020, 06:45 PM -
(02-15-2020, 06:41 PM)Grumblebum Wrote: Why play him though? All he did was get in the way of Boyce.

That's absolutely not true. 

He fell on his arse a lot claiming fouls as well.
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02-15-2020, 06:45 PM -
(02-15-2020, 06:42 PM)Ray Winstone Wrote: Let’s be honest...Levein took one look at him through his speccy we eyes and thought ‘De Vries II’.

It’s as simple as that.

I’m nodding. You are spot on.
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02-15-2020, 06:46 PM -
The bit when Boyce was winding up to ping it on the turn and he bundled in to make a cunt of it Dismay

Honestly, the throwing himself to the ground, getting up looking puzzled that the ref is telling him to get aff his arse then the swagger routine makes me want to cry.

Disgustan excuse of a player.
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02-15-2020, 06:48 PM -
He's a big game player. Useless against the shite in this league but decent against the Old Firm and Hibs.
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02-15-2020, 06:49 PM -
Fat lazy cunt. Get rid.
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02-15-2020, 06:57 PM -
If only being a lovely guy was enough to be Hearts standard Monty Oh Well
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02-15-2020, 06:58 PM -
If I never see his HOW CAN THIS BE hands-on-head expression after conceding another foul ever again, it'll be too soon.
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02-15-2020, 07:01 PM -
The only time he should be going down is if he's got cunts literally hanging off him, frightening thing is the only thing worse than his diving is his finishing.
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02-15-2020, 07:02 PM -
Just remembered he was tripped in the box. He wasnt getting the ball anyway which made the refs decision easier.



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