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Spiders
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Arthur Morphan
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09-10-2019, 02:48 PM -
#21
When did we start getting spiders like this plz Monty LewLew

Even the biggest spiders weren't that bad, now you can hear them walking across the floor. Minging.
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09-13-2019, 10:46 AM -
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Marquee Signing
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09-13-2019, 10:55 AM -
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They are out in force at this time of year.
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09-13-2019, 10:56 AM -
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(09-13-2019, 10:46 AM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: [Image: qG9f2mY.jpg]

Dismay
Nicolas Sarkozy
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09-13-2019, 11:01 AM -
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Tell me that’s not your gaff, Rog Dismay
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09-13-2019, 11:30 AM -
#26
That's even bigger than my new lodger.

Eek

How do you catch/kill something that looks like it could knock even Mak out?
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09-13-2019, 04:39 PM -
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(09-13-2019, 10:46 AM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: [Image: qG9f2mY.jpg]

Oh my Clanger
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09-13-2019, 05:46 PM -
#28
Trying to think of what I'd have to hand to kill that. A frying pan. A frying pan is what I'd have to use to kill that.
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09-13-2019, 05:55 PM -
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Only one solution Rog, burn the house to the ground.
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09-13-2019, 06:17 PM -
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I wouldn't even touch the thing with a weapon, hairspray and a lighter for me.
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09-13-2019, 07:37 PM -
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That was in the bog at my work. I'd just finished shitting when I turned and saw it and started all over again. Probably the biggest I've personally ever seen outwith the zoo.
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09-13-2019, 07:48 PM -
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Would never shite again at work.
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09-13-2019, 08:06 PM -
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Genuinely not sure what I’d do if that was in my house
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09-13-2019, 08:33 PM -
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Is there a bit of a zoom thing going on or was it as big as it looks?
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09-13-2019, 08:43 PM -
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As big as it looks. It's not too far up the wall from the bin which is pretty big. Photo is fairly straight on. Honestly never seen anything like it.
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09-13-2019, 08:45 PM -
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What course of action did you take?
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09-13-2019, 08:53 PM -
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The temp went and got it.
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09-13-2019, 08:54 PM -
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He phoned for mothy Monty Chuckle
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09-13-2019, 08:55 PM -
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Rofl
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09-13-2019, 08:55 PM -
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Comical Ally



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