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Spiders
Started by Walter Sobchak




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09-13-2019, 09:02 PM -
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Reckon the video doesn't do it justice but that's a decent sized tub it's in.

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09-13-2019, 09:04 PM -
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These fuckers can jump?? ??

Kill me now
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09-13-2019, 09:05 PM -
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Did he play the cunt with it pretending to launch it at people? I despise folk that aren't scared of rank spiders/insects that do that shit.
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09-13-2019, 09:10 PM -
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(09-13-2019, 09:05 PM)Shteve Wrote: Did he play the cunt with it pretending to launch it at people? I despise folk that aren't scared of rank spiders/insects that do that shit.

Heh


I was away for work sharing a house with 3 others. This spider crawls across the table and I try to play it cool because one of them had picked it up and was going to put it outside. In the end I ended up barricading myself in the toilet because I got chased through the house with it. They threw it in my room and I found it in my towels in the morning Lampoon
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09-13-2019, 09:47 PM -
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A mate of mine who served in Iraq told me that it was a common prank to put camel spiders in folks tents and/or sleeping bags, happened to him... not my sort of banter tbh

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09-13-2019, 10:51 PM -
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Camel Spiders:

"Camel spiders eat or chew on people while they sleep. Their venom numbs the area so people can't feel the bites. Camel spiders chew their victims into pulp, then exude an enzyme that liquefies the flesh. Their jaws can reach up to a third of their body length."

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09-13-2019, 10:55 PM -
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Army banter Monty Oh Well

Piss in your mouth and put a black mamba in your sleeping bag as you sleep.
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09-13-2019, 10:57 PM -
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Bite marks from camel spider
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09-13-2019, 11:09 PM -
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I don’t think camel spiders are venomous Scott

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09-13-2019, 11:15 PM -
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(09-13-2019, 11:09 PM)Rory Breaker Wrote: I don’t think camel spiders are venomous Scott

Oh that's ok then
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09-13-2019, 11:42 PM -
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Fair enough that camel spider is a prank too far, but fucking hell lads a common British garden spider. Monty Ha
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09-20-2019, 09:32 AM -
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This bad boy was met me in the shed. He was fast as fuck.
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09-20-2019, 10:53 AM -
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Dismay
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09-20-2019, 11:18 AM -
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Clocked a big fucker running across the floor last night just as I was about to go up to bed. Fuck knows where the fucking thing is now.
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09-20-2019, 12:02 PM -
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(09-20-2019, 11:18 AM)Shteve Wrote: Clocked a big fucker running across the floor last night just as I was about to go up to bed. Fuck knows where the fucking thing is now.

You probably ate it in your sleep



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09-20-2019, 03:57 PM -
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I'll take that if it's away to fuck and I know nothing about it Jezza
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04-17-2020, 12:58 PM -
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Just had to cycle up to my mums to remove this fucker from her kitchen wall

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04-17-2020, 12:59 PM -
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Protective gloves won't protect you if that fucker sinks his fangs in.
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04-17-2020, 01:02 PM -
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Laugh I thought my mum was being silly until I got to her house!

The first picture is from a video I took and it’s moving rapidly in the jar but I can’t figure how to post videos




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