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Roy Keane
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Alan Partridge
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11-01-2019, 04:12 PM -
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Second favourite now VanGaals Bitch
Drederick Tatum
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11-01-2019, 04:15 PM -
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Is he going to give up his Sky dosh to patrol the touchline at tynecastle?
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11-01-2019, 04:17 PM -
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Imagine the madness.

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Him 1v1 Clare. Wow
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11-01-2019, 04:18 PM -
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As if Dr Budge would want to deal with him  Monty Chuckle
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11-01-2019, 04:19 PM -
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I’d fucking love it though for the 6 months of madness before it inevitably went tits up
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11-01-2019, 04:19 PM -
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(11-01-2019, 04:15 PM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: Is he going to give up his Sky dosh to patrol the touchline at tynecastle?

Would Keane give up punditry for almost any half-decent managers job? aye.
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11-01-2019, 04:28 PM -
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I don't think finances will dictate Keane's next move. Like Moyes he is waiting it out of the correct opportunity but not of them are extremely wise to the footballing world and know that they aren't getting a big English job as their next gig. Mid table Championship would be their absolute best case scenario but the feeling is that given their previous roles at the likes of Sunderland and Ipswich that a fresh challenge elsewhere might be preferable. Hearts are an absolute perfect for for both right now given where we find ourselves and where they are in respect to their careers. Both have reputations to rebuild and we'd get a hungry, motivated individual who has learnt a lot in recent years. Again, both are multi millionaires and I very much doubt wages are the most prominent thing in either's mind.
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11-01-2019, 04:47 PM -
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It has come from absolutely nowhere and so would reckon there might be something in it?

Rest of the season as total madness and scenes, sign me up, just want a laugh at the football tbh. Plus he would get stuck into these cretins and we might see a bit of fight.
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11-01-2019, 04:49 PM -
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Pay as you manage until end of the season GodIsGod
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11-01-2019, 04:50 PM -
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Keane is fucking shite. Has been an abject failure everywhere he's gone and has alienated half his playing staff doing it. Don't have much love for the current bunch of shit parading as Hearts players, but none of us deserves Keane ffs.
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11-01-2019, 04:51 PM -
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Fucking right I'd take Keane like.
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11-01-2019, 04:54 PM -
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(11-01-2019, 04:50 PM)Neaven MacLean Wrote: Keane is fucking shite. Has been an abject failure everywhere he's gone and has alienated half his playing staff doing it. Don't have much love for the current bunch of shit parading as Hearts players, but none of us deserves Keane ffs.


This is inaccurate.
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11-01-2019, 04:56 PM -
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do people still not realise that sky come out with pish like this to get idiots to bet on it?
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11-01-2019, 04:58 PM -
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Keano wants back in to management, it's not the worst job ever. I would say it's better than going to some absolute diddy championship mob or that
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11-01-2019, 04:59 PM -
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Think I was maybe harsh on the club tbf, it’s actually not that bad a situation to walk into. There’s a fair bit of shite but the squad is still dece on paper and a good manager should get us up the league pretty quickly if they know what they’re doing.
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11-01-2019, 05:01 PM -
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(11-01-2019, 04:54 PM)Hendricks Wrote: This is inaccurate.

Fair enough. Had a purple patch twelve years ago with Sunderland before he got sacked. Then failed at Ipswich and was a headcase for Ireland.
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11-01-2019, 05:01 PM -
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(11-01-2019, 04:59 PM)Morph Wrote: Think I was maybe harsh on the club tbf, it’s actually not that bad a situation to walk into.  There’s a fair bit of shite but the squad is still dece on paper and a good manager should get us up the league pretty quickly if they know what they’re doing.

The only task the new manager will have for this season is just win a few games and stay clear of relegation, I'd take that for now like because levein has left us heavy in the shit like.
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11-01-2019, 06:55 PM -
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I’d take relegation with Roy Keane as long as he booted fuck of Sean Clare
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11-01-2019, 06:59 PM -
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Lock Roy Keane and Clare in the dressing room for 10 minutes and film it. Then we can get our actual manager in jjay
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11-01-2019, 06:59 PM -
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Can’t believe anyone wouldn’t want Keane in causing havoc.

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