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Bar etiquette in Edinburgh
Started by Alan Partridge




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Alan Partridge
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11-08-2019, 11:08 PM -
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11-08-2019, 11:17 PM -
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I was going to play the "thfam as trainspotting characters" game, but almost all of them were ending up as being morph so decided against it.
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11-08-2019, 11:20 PM -
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That’s me every time I order a drink in Edinburgh when Hearts play any team from the West Coast.

The looks you get from staff and other punters. Eek

Unless you’re known in the pub, they just assume you’re behind enemy lines, so you end up going to the bar wearing your scarf so as to avoid any grief. Laugh
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11-08-2019, 11:41 PM -
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Hearts fan with a even mild weeg accent = Monty But

Your some boy Floyd Sound
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11-09-2019, 12:11 AM -
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(11-08-2019, 11:17 PM)2NoDealFish Wrote: I was going to play the "thfam as trainspotting characters" game, but almost all of them were ending up as being morph so decided against it.

My pleasure is your leisure Sound
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11-09-2019, 12:32 AM -
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Drinks served in jam jars, the fucking shitey edinburgh uni accent, about 5er a pint....  Get To Woy
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11-09-2019, 12:36 AM -
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Just drink away from the city centre Jezza

Big fan of the sample rooms Quite Good That fountain is decent too.

We rarely ever go to pubs in the centre anymore, much better finding somewhere more local to you. It’s still going to be expensive but you can avoid the students, although fountain park has been completely taken over last year or so.
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11-09-2019, 12:59 AM -
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I've actually been going to the globe quite alot, its a fucking hole but very good for the football and dirt cheap too.

Easier said than done drinking away from the centre but that's where most nights out end up these days anyway.
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11-09-2019, 01:10 AM -
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What's the centre?

I had yank cunts in 2 pubs I was just in.



3 minutes eh this cunt
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11-09-2019, 01:18 AM -
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I class centre as in anything past the meadows to like the top of dundas street  Jezza
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11-09-2019, 01:22 AM -
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God forbid a couple Americans drink in the same establishments as racist Alan over here Wow
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11-09-2019, 07:36 AM -
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You should instantly be able to walk into your favoured Edinburgh pub and be served.

It couldn't happen here. Pet Shop Boys.

Take care.  Pondlife
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