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The Budge Era Lowlights Thread
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12-26-2019, 06:04 PM -
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(12-26-2019, 05:53 PM)Little Bit Of The Begbie Wrote: It’s the money spinning replay. So far.

We gave Hibs the cup and nothing touches that.

But fuck Craig Levein also Get To Woy

... and they were singing about it all afternoon. Monty Oh Well
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12-26-2019, 06:06 PM -
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(12-26-2019, 05:51 PM)Hendricks Wrote: Worst run of top flight results in our history.

Craig Levein.

First time we've lost consecutive home games against the vermin in over 40 years.

Craig Levein.

Livingston 5 Hearts 0.

Craig Levein.

4 SPL wins in 2019.

Craig Levein.

10 million overspend on a shite stand. 6 million of which was hovered up, wait for it, by her brother. 

Craig Levein.

Damour 4 years. Martin 3 years. Mulraney 3 years. Uche 3 years. Naismith 4 years. Berra an extra year. Shite keepers. Goal virgin strikers. Vanecek.

Craig Levein.

Concerts on the million pound pitch on the eve of the new season.

Craig Levein.

Employing shite like Daly, McPhee, Fox, Murray et al and continually failing to get rid of them despite historical bad performance.

Craig Levein.

Forgetting to order seats for the new stand & an alcohol license for the new bar.

Craig Levein.

Statements criticising a support who have invested millions in the club despite being treated like scum.

Craig Levein.

Peterhead 2 Hearts 1.

Craig Levein.

100,000 investment on the girls team + 100,000 spent on security cameras + 8 million wage bill on utter shite + 22 million+ spent on a shite stand = mass mismanagement of club finances. 

Craig Levein.

Valiant effort. But so so much more. Even as a teaser of the summary I'd give.

Ignoring any club representation for Robbo's inauguration into the SFA Hall of Fame.

Approving the 100 year remembrance speech at Haymarket that talked about fan behaviour.

Appointing her nephew. Opening a bar, without a drinks license. 

Sitting in the team photo. And using Dr. The plaque. The messiah pose. 

Suggesting a joint Hearts Hibs airport shop. Leanne could phone me anytime, happy to help. 

Our dugouts are a bit different, I hope you like them. 

Just a random selection. Not even the worst, I could write 100. Genuinely wish we'd went into Admin or Liquidation. Look at Rangers. 

Monty Oh Well
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12-26-2019, 06:08 PM -
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(12-26-2019, 06:06 PM)Cammo Toe Wrote: Valiant effort. But so so much more. Even as a teaser of the summary I'd give.

Ignoring any club representation for Robbo's inauguration into the SFA Hall of Fame.

Approving the 100 year remembrance speech at Haymarket that talked about fan behaviour.

Appointing her nephew. Opening a bar, without a drinks license. 

Sitting in the team photo. And using Dr. The plaque. The messiah pose. 

Suggesting a joint Hearts Hibs airport shop. Leanne could phone me anytime, happy to help. 

Our dugouts are a bit different, I hope you like them. 

Just a random selection. Not even the worst, I could write 100. Genuinely wish we'd went into Admin or Liquidation. Look at Rangers. 

Monty Oh Well


Sound  Good man, was literally off the top of my head.
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12-26-2019, 06:09 PM -
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Bikey, Sowah, Smith-Brown, Gzelak, Hughes, Riley, Wighton

Signing Sammon a 3 year contract and him being here for 6 months of it and on loan for the other 2

The answer being just down the corridor
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12-26-2019, 06:23 PM -
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Mutilating one of Mr Romanov’s cows for kids to empty their savings jars into to line her hibs idiot brother’s pockets.
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12-26-2019, 06:31 PM -
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Building far too many women's toilets in the Main Stand and having huge lines to go for a pish when it opened  Warnock

'He's doing a great job.'

Wrecking a million pound pitch days before the season by hosting some gimpy concert and trying to argue the exposure will be good for the club. Bunch of fucking opera wanks become lifelong Hearts fans Zlat

Money spinning derby.

Malaury Martin shree year deal. Loic Damour shree year deal. Steven Naismith 4 year deal.

The signing of Danny Swanson.

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12-26-2019, 06:38 PM -
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We’ve made it this far without even mentioning Birkirkara Warnock

Losing to seaside league hibs in the cup 2 years on the spin was worse than that disgrace tbh.
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12-26-2019, 06:48 PM -
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Yep. Hibs winning the Scottish Cup under this regimes watch when we had TWO opportunities to knock them out. 

It's just endless failure. Endless.
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12-26-2019, 07:02 PM -
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12-26-2019, 07:05 PM -
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Conducting an entire month long recruitment drive before concluding "the answer was just along the corridor."

"And yes, Craig is picking the team!"

Her best efforts to eradicate any rivalry we have with Hibs. Our woeful derby record.

Losing two consecutive seasons in the cup to a lower league Hibs side.

Finishing 20 points behind Hibs in their first season back.

Chucking a 12 point gap and finishing below them last season.

Finishing below Hibs two seasons in a row for the first time in over 20 years.

Losing our unbeaten home record against Hibs last season (five years unbeaten till then), then losing two at home in the trot for the first time since 1977.

Constant Hibs bum sooking. "I hope Hearts AND Hibs make European football!"

Openly admitting that she's shown Dempster and Peruvian Ron around the new main stand.

"Hearts and Hibs are only rivals 3 or 4 times a season."

Respect the rivalry.
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12-26-2019, 07:15 PM -
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The myth that is the Hearts 'Clairefontaine' academy. 

In reality I've seen better players at the Pitz or World of Football on a Tuesday night than most of those they've brought into the first team over the last several years.
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12-26-2019, 07:20 PM -
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The cash cow and the shit wee rhyme they painted on the side of it.

Moving everyone's seat on eTickets to Murrayfield before they even announced the move was going ahead (after initially denying it would happen).

The opening of the new stand being delayed twice. Openly lying about when it would be open when anyone with a functioning pair of eyes could see that wouldn't happen.

The general stand debacle and it's ever increasing cost (24million we're at I believe?) The sky lounge that's meant to look over to the castle but is a nonce's dream by facing into Tynie High.

The nonsense soldier statue.

Making Perry Kitchen captain purely for a marketing gimmick.

Waging war on the fans constantly. Criticising their behaviour but never a fucking peep about the antics of opposition fans.

100 grand on CCTV and blaming the fans for it affecting the playing budget.

Sanctioning the signing of nearly 90 players.
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12-26-2019, 07:24 PM -
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12-26-2019, 07:34 PM -
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(12-26-2019, 06:31 PM)Mikey Wrote: Building far too many women's toilets in the Main Stand and having huge lines to go for a pish when it opened  Warnock

'He's doing a great job.'

Wrecking a million pound pitch days before the season by hosting some gimpy concert and trying to argue the exposure will be good for the club. Bunch of fucking opera wanks become lifelong Hearts fans  Zlat

Money spinning derby.

Malaury Martin shree year deal. Loic Damour shree year deal. Steven Naismith 4 year deal.

The signing of Danny Swanson.


Damour is 4 years Eek
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12-26-2019, 07:34 PM -
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Oh christ Fat Cunt
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12-26-2019, 07:39 PM -
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Fleecing the fans at any given opportunity.

Tribute strip after tribute strip.

The introduction of third kits to milk the fans for all they have.

Charging families an extortionate amount for their child to be a mascot (charging families any amount is a genuine disgrace).

Her best attempts to eradicate any atmosphere from Tynecastle and eliminate the working class from attending with sky high ticket prices.

The grass line.

Lecturing fans for calling Mixu fat.

Her lap of honour when she was meant to just walk out and hand over the trophy on presentation day.

Referring to the very reason we exist and the sole purpose of the club as the "football department".

Having a five year plan and to be bottom of the league in year six.
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12-26-2019, 07:42 PM -
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Playing to the lowest common denominator by becoming the club of the aircraft carrier built in Rosyth and then being surprised cunts like Tommy Robinson were showing interest round the club.
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12-26-2019, 07:54 PM -
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Just remembered Scot Gardiner.
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