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January onwards
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Grumblebum
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12-27-2019, 11:26 AM -
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2nd half of the season:


--------------------------Gordon-----------------------------

Clare-----------Halkett--------Lindsay------------Hickey

---------------------------Smith-------------------------------

-----------------New CM---New CM------------------------

Henderson------------New FW-----------------New LW


Subs:
Zlamal
Souttar (until fit)
Haring (until fit)
Washington (until fit)
Naismith (until fit)
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12-27-2019, 11:31 AM -
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New GK

New RB
New CH
New CH
New LB

New RM
New CM
New CM
New LM

New ST
New ST
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12-27-2019, 11:34 AM -
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New CEO. 
New Board. 

END.
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12-27-2019, 11:36 AM -
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Henderson Monty Chuckle

His next contract will be with Bonnyrigg Rose.
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12-27-2019, 11:37 AM -
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(12-27-2019, 11:36 AM)Nicolas Sarkozy Wrote: Henderson Monty Chuckle

His next contract will be with Bonnyrigg Rose.

Might get one from Clearasil the plooky wee cunt
Times is hard
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12-27-2019, 11:47 AM -
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Lafferty, Skinny (or someone of similar quality) and two of Stendel's boys at a minimum if Budge has any sense. That said, if Stendel kens a striker or winger that would do the business, get him in.

This is probably the most important window we've ever had. So much needs to happen to save our season and also much more.
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12-27-2019, 11:53 AM -
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We won't sign Lafferty because we have high moral standards at Hearts. He once sent a dick pic to a lassie he was flirting with. Never mind that Levein has done much worse cheating on his wife.

Also Lafferty likes a gamble and we can not have anyone with these problems at the club as it's against our morality. You'd never find Levein down the bookies.

Oh and he's a northern irish guy that hates tims and we have to #respectourrivalries. Fans might sing notty songs about Lafferty because he scores lots of goals.

Lastly, he smiles and we don't accept people who like to have a wee smile at work. Same for Milinkovic. Stop having a personality please.
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12-27-2019, 11:55 AM -
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(12-27-2019, 11:31 AM)Frank Uchewood Wrote: New GK

New RB
New CH
New CH
New LB

New RM
New CM
New CM
New LM

New ST
New ST

Harsh on smith.
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12-27-2019, 12:11 PM -
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(12-27-2019, 11:53 AM)Grumblebum Wrote: We won't sign Lafferty because we have high moral standards at Hearts. He once sent a dick pic to a lassie he was flirting with. Never mind that Levein has done much worse cheating on his wife.

Also Lafferty likes a gamble and we can not have anyone with these problems at the club as it's against our morality. You'd never find Levein down the bookies.

Oh and he's a northern irish guy that hates tims and we have to #respectourrivalries. Fans might sing notty songs about Lafferty because he scores lots of goals.

Lastly, he smiles and we don't accept people who like to have a wee smile at work. Same for Milinkovic. Stop having a personality please.


You’ll be alright for a game then
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12-27-2019, 12:13 PM -
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Right. Fitbaw manager time. 

GK - Vaclav Hladky (St Mirren)

RB - Mikey Smith
RCH - Liam Lindsay (Stoke, loan)
LCH - Jimmy Dunne (Burnley, just buy him)
LB - Scott Tanser (St Johnstone, we need Hickey money)

DM - Alex Petkov (physical, fit, Bulgaria squad, loves Hearts, you're in) 
DM - Alex Mowatt (Barnsley) 

AM - Matty Kennedy (St Johnstone, fast, stays fit) 
AM - Callum Paterson (Cardiff, loan, no getting his game, need him to shout at players here again) 
AM - Greg Docherty (benefactor time, buy him) 

CF - Lyndon Dykes (Livi, benefactor again, ta, and loan them Halkett)

Total first team overhaul needed. This team is devoid of both talent and interest. And we need players we even like. If I seen Damour, Bozanic, Wighton and McLean, I'd cross the road.
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12-27-2019, 12:27 PM -
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(12-27-2019, 11:36 AM)Nicolas Sarkozy Wrote: Henderson Monty Chuckle

His next contract will be with Bonnyrigg Rose.

Funnily enough he was acting the wide cunt/billy bigbaws there in the pre-season friendly in July, with his own team mates! Crowe
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12-27-2019, 12:36 PM -
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We'll get a few German randoms and a couple of Ex Barnsley duds. Monty Oh Well
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12-27-2019, 12:40 PM -
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There's not going to be wholesale changes like.

Maybe get 3 or 4 in and Stendel is going to have to show he can improve a player which it doesn't look like so far. I hope he's at Budges door this morning demanding coaches as leaving Kirk to set up was a big mistake.
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12-27-2019, 12:46 PM -
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Hladky will go down south for nothing in the summer. 

Gordon seems like an obvious choice for a keeper, but Celtic will play hardball over how much of his wage we'll cover, guaranteed. 

Keeper, CB, creative midfielder and striker should be the top priority. If we have more money left, a winger anaw.
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12-27-2019, 12:47 PM -
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Rangers are sniffing around Hladky.
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12-27-2019, 12:52 PM -
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(12-27-2019, 11:55 AM)Pete Seeger Wrote: Harsh on smith.

Harsh on a few who could potentially stay, tbh. Hickey and Smith, maybe Halkett and hope he rediscovers his potential.
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12-27-2019, 01:44 PM -
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(12-27-2019, 12:40 PM)Alan Partridge Wrote: There's not going to be wholesale changes like.

Maybe get 3 or 4 in and Stendel is going to have to show he can improve a player which it doesn't look like so far. I hope he's at Budges door this morning demanding coaches as leaving Kirk to set up was a big mistake.

Levein answering the door in his dressing gown.
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12-27-2019, 03:06 PM -
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(12-27-2019, 01:44 PM)Cammo Toe Wrote: Levein answering the door in his dressing gown.

FFS Warnock
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12-27-2019, 03:15 PM -
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(12-27-2019, 12:52 PM)Frank Uchewood Wrote: Harsh on a few who could potentially stay, tbh. Hickey and Smith, maybe Halkett and hope he rediscovers his potential.

Was Halkett always built like a painter decorator or is that just since he came back from his injury?
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12-27-2019, 03:44 PM -
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(12-27-2019, 12:46 PM)Hank Scorpio Wrote: Hladky will go down south for nothing in the summer. 

Gordon seems like an obvious choice for a keeper, but Celtic will play hardball over how much of his wage we'll cover, guaranteed. 

Keeper, CB, creative midfielder and striker should be the top priority. If we have more money left, a winger anaw.

Sure Bain is still injured. If so Gordon will be going nowhere.



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