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Contagion 2020
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Felix
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01-31-2020, 09:48 AM -
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Well, it's officially here.

2 confirmed cases in the UK.

Eek
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01-31-2020, 09:52 AM -
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Googling symptoms right now Fat Cunt
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01-31-2020, 09:55 AM -
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Apparently only a risk for the sickly and old.

VS is a goner Eek
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01-31-2020, 10:01 AM -
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I've had a sore throat and cough all week Eek
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
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01-31-2020, 10:09 AM -
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So much hysteria. It’s the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).
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01-31-2020, 10:11 AM -
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Read somewhere that the heat sensors they've been using at airports are only able to identify about a third of cases because of the latency of the symptoms Eek

If anyone's ever played Pandemic though, the facts it didn't originate in Madagascar and its visibility is worldwide early doors means some desperate vestige of humanity can probably cling on somewhere Sally
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01-31-2020, 10:13 AM -
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(01-31-2020, 10:09 AM)Ross Kemp On Spice Wrote: So much hysteria. It’s the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).

Also this Laugh

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01-31-2020, 10:13 AM -
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This could be just what we need for IndyRef2 Shitwine
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01-31-2020, 10:14 AM -
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(01-31-2020, 10:13 AM)Sterling Archer Wrote: This could be just what we need for IndyRef2  Shitwine


Hekens
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01-31-2020, 11:10 AM -
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01-31-2020, 11:16 AM -
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(01-31-2020, 10:09 AM)Ross Kemp On Spice Wrote: So much hysteria. It’s the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).

aye but if you are weak or old (majority of the UK population) then you should rightfully be bricking it Jezza
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01-31-2020, 11:46 AM -
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(01-31-2020, 10:09 AM)Ross Kemp On Spice Wrote: So much hysteria. It’s the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).

Hekens the amount of wasted energy from people getting themselves into a frenzy over something highly unlikely to affect them, never mind die from even if they were unlucky enough to contract it baffles me.
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01-31-2020, 12:36 PM -
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(01-31-2020, 11:46 AM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: Hekens the amount of wasted energy from people getting themselves into a frenzy over something highly unlikely to affect them, never mind die from even if they were unlucky enough to contract it baffles me.

Quote:“In many ways, it is hard for modern people living in First World countries to conceive of a pandemic sweeping around the world and killing millions of people, and it is even harder to believe that something as common as influenza could cause such widespread illness and death.”
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01-31-2020, 12:50 PM -
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I can conceive a pandemic killing millions of people, I just don't see the point in worrying myself to death at the prospect of it maybe affecting me :Jezza
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01-31-2020, 01:08 PM -
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Think I'll patch the Chinese this weekend Eek
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01-31-2020, 01:48 PM -
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(01-31-2020, 12:50 PM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: I can conceive a pandemic killing millions of people, I just don't see the point in worrying myself to death at the prospect of it maybe affecting me :Jezza

Riiiiigghht
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01-31-2020, 01:54 PM -
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(01-31-2020, 11:16 AM)Grumblebum Wrote: aye but if you are weak or old (majority of the UK population) then you should rightfully be bricking it Jezza

See Sterlings post Greggy
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01-31-2020, 02:09 PM -
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(01-31-2020, 10:13 AM)Sterling Archer Wrote: This could be just what we need for IndyRef2  Shitwine

jjay

Thin them out a wee bit Laugh
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01-31-2020, 02:12 PM -
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(01-31-2020, 11:16 AM)Grumblebum Wrote: aye but if you are weak or old (majority of the UK population) then you should rightfully be bricking it Jezza

Fingers crossed. GodIsGod
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: The answer is Yes.

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01-31-2020, 02:14 PM -
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The country could do with some pension pot savings tbh Quite Good



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