Contagion 2020

[180]

Well, it's officially here.

2 confirmed cases in the UK.

[75]

Googling symptoms right now

[769]

Apparently only a risk for the sickly and old.

VS is a goner

[1,366]

I've had a sore throat and cough all week

[1,476]

So much hysteria. It’s the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).

[461]

Read somewhere that the heat sensors they've been using at airports are only able to identify about a third of cases because of the latency of the symptoms

If anyone's ever played Pandemic though, the facts it didn't originate in Madagascar and its visibility is worldwide early doors means some desperate vestige of humanity can probably cling on somewhere

[461]

So much hysteria. It’s the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).

Also this

[473]

This could be just what we need for IndyRef2

[653]

This could be just what we need for IndyRef2  

[180]

[1,036]

So much hysteria. It’s the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).

aye but if you are weak or old (majority of the UK population) then you should rightfully be bricking it

[399]

So much hysteria. It’s the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).

the amount of wasted energy from people getting themselves into a frenzy over something highly unlikely to affect them, never mind die from even if they were unlucky enough to contract it baffles me.

[180]

the amount of wasted energy from people getting themselves into a frenzy over something highly unlikely to affect them, never mind die from even if they were unlucky enough to contract it baffles me.

“In many ways, it is hard for modern people living in First World countries to conceive of a pandemic sweeping around the world and killing millions of people, and it is even harder to believe that something as common as influenza could cause such widespread illness and death.”

[399]

I can conceive a pandemic killing millions of people, I just don't see the point in worrying myself to death at the prospect of it maybe affecting me :

[982]

Think I'll patch the Chinese this weekend

[1,036]

I can conceive a pandemic killing millions of people, I just don't see the point in worrying myself to death at the prospect of it maybe affecting me :

Riiiiigghht

[1,476]

aye but if you are weak or old (majority of the UK population) then you should rightfully be bricking it

See Sterlings post

[1,360]

This could be just what we need for IndyRef2  

Thin them out a wee bit

[2,461]

aye but if you are weak or old (majority of the UK population) then you should rightfully be bricking it

Fingers crossed.

[769]

The country could do with some pension pot savings tbh