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Season tickets
Started by Shanklands Fivehead




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Shanklands Fivehead
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04-14-2020, 01:45 PM -
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Monty LewLew
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04-14-2020, 01:46 PM -
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A ticket that you still need to pay for, would be guaranteed anyway if you’re a ST holder and won’t even happen Warnock
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04-14-2020, 01:46 PM -
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The Scottish Cup semi? Warnock

Cute they think that’s happening.
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04-14-2020, 01:49 PM -
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Away from how poor the deal is, could they not have made a bit more effort with the advert? Laugh

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04-14-2020, 01:54 PM -
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I've done mine  Jezza

No chance I wouldn't have renewed for next season anyway, regardless of any deals.
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04-14-2020, 02:00 PM -
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Rofl

FOH need to be pushing for the reigns very very soon, it’s actually very hard to consider buying tickets or stuff out the shop etc while she’s still running the club.


Do you play 13 home games in the championship?  Plattys are 500, so 450 with discount. £34 a game for a platinum season ticket holder if we go into the championship if my fag packet calcs are right Laugh

(Assuming full amount of home games could be played with crowds)
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04-14-2020, 02:01 PM -
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I will renew eventually but just can't justify it at the moment. Germany are saying there won't be fans in the stadiums until next year so you are potentially missing half a season but paying full price Monty Umm

Will see how it pans out.
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04-14-2020, 02:01 PM -
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They can fuck off.

Greggy

I'll be waiting until Levein and Budge are gone first.

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04-14-2020, 02:31 PM -
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(04-14-2020, 02:00 PM)Morph Wrote: Do you play 13 home games in the championship?  Plattys are 500, so 450 with discount. £34 a game for a platinum season ticket holder if we go into the championship if my fag packet calcs are right Laugh

(Assuming full amount of home games could be played with crowds)

Half of 36 games is 18, not 13 Monty Oh You Monty Chuckle
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04-14-2020, 03:07 PM -
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£475 squid for Chumpionship football, with a non-zero chance of matches being behind closed doors. Heh

Guaranteed ticket for a match that will 100% not happen. Heh

I know they've not got much to work with, but still.
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04-14-2020, 03:36 PM -
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(04-14-2020, 02:31 PM)Nicolas Sarkozy Wrote: Half of 36 games is 18, not 13 Monty Oh You  Monty Chuckle

Monty Chuckle

I did not really pay attention I’ll admit.
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04-14-2020, 04:22 PM -
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(04-14-2020, 01:46 PM)Kashinda Wrote: A ticket that you still need to pay for, would be guaranteed anyway if you’re a ST holder and won’t even happen Warnock

It is the weirdest thing to put on there. Rofl
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04-14-2020, 04:24 PM -
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Aside from all that, 50% off room hire at Tynecastle is not to be sniffed at.

Monty Chuckle
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04-14-2020, 04:38 PM -
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I might hire the pitch for my 25th Quite Good
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04-14-2020, 05:23 PM -
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04-14-2020, 07:09 PM -
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Will NOT be buying Rofl
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04-14-2020, 08:17 PM -
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I think I should apply for a marketing job at hearts Shitwine


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04-14-2020, 09:36 PM -
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(04-14-2020, 08:17 PM)Rory Breaker Wrote: I think I should apply for a marketing job at hearts Shitwine


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Warnock

Nailed it.
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04-14-2020, 09:41 PM -
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Would go like hot cakes.
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04-14-2020, 09:52 PM -
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Add stretch goals. 7,500 season tickets and Levein is sacked, 10,000 and he's banned for life from Tynecastle. Quite Good

More realistic marketing suggestion: include a stadium seating plan alongside your pricing so people can actually see what all this Platinum/Gold/Silver/Bronze nonsense actually means. Woy
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