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£££££ HERTZ MINUS ONE 2020-2021 £££££
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10-10-2020, 01:28 PM -
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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL SCOTTISH CHAMPIONSHIP TEAMS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT HEARTS AND YOU LOOK AT THE COMPETITION AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER TEAM YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT HEARTS ARE GENETIC FREAKS AND THEY'RE NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT THEM.

In light of the above, it's time to put the Hertz (-1) doctrine to the test.

Every game this season against Championship or lower-ranked opposition. A hypothetical HUNDRED POUNDS on Hertz (-1) at the best odds I can find.

Off to a bad start, but the fightback begins today against Cowdenbeath.

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR NON-HERTZ (-1) BACKERS AT SACRIFICE.


1. Hearts 1 - 0 ICT: (LOSE) -£100
2. Cowdenbeath vs Hearts (-1) @ 4/7
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: The answer is Yes.
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10-10-2020, 01:32 PM -
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Last Championship season would have been highly profitable with this so long as you avoided the Rangers and Hibs games. We should do it for reals Pinilla
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10-10-2020, 01:35 PM -
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This will end in guaranteed profit. Nothing can go wrong here.
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10-10-2020, 01:36 PM -
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Hearts -2 is 6/4.
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10-10-2020, 01:37 PM -
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I look forward to Neilson shutting up shop at 1-0 regularly :Laugh
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10-10-2020, 01:45 PM -
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As it stands the now, you'll need a win today, and another before you even start to break even. Is there even a recognised striker in the lineup today?

Might have been a banker in 14/15 with near domination of the ball but with Wighton and McGill I fear your optimisim is misplaced. Monty Oh Well
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10-10-2020, 01:49 PM -
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Boycey will net 50+ in this league Jez
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10-10-2020, 01:50 PM -
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Banksy on Boycey, Lewy! MyMan
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10-10-2020, 01:52 PM -
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(10-10-2020, 01:45 PM)pondlife Wrote: As it stands the now, you'll need a win today, and another before you even start to break even. Is there even a recognised striker in the lineup today?

Might have been a banker in 14/15 with near domination of the ball but with Wighton and McGill I fear your optimisim is misplaced.  Monty Oh Well

Quote this shameful post at the end of the season when (-1) backers are rolling in free money. Glorious
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(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: The answer is Yes.
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10-10-2020, 02:02 PM -
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(10-10-2020, 01:52 PM)Andy Hallidacey Wrote: Quote this shameful post at the end of the season when (-1) backers are rolling in free money. Glorious

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10-10-2020, 02:46 PM -
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Delete this please.
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10-10-2020, 02:48 PM -
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(10-10-2020, 02:46 PM)Arkadiusz Klimek Wrote: Delete this please.

And Acey's account while we're at it.
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10-10-2020, 03:17 PM -
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Wait til the end of the game as I've a smuggy to post. Monty Oh You
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10-10-2020, 03:18 PM -
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Would like to make crystal clear at this juncture that I have not been and will not be backing Hearts(-1) at any point this season or in any future seasons. Monty Chuckle
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10-10-2020, 03:25 PM -
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Can Hearts (-1) and all variants be added to the swear filter?
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10-10-2020, 03:36 PM -
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It’s on Glorious
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10-10-2020, 03:47 PM -
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10-10-2020, 03:47 PM -
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A wee teaser Comical Ally



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