The Book Thread

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Just started reading "God'll Cut You Down". Looking good so far.

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Chrambo's got a degree in Events Studies tho.

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Actually it's in Events and Ruining NYE.

BA.

Hons.

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Yeah imagine walking into a 25k+ a year right out of uni job chrambo you fucking mong

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It's cute how Morph and Chrambo slag each other off but Morph still comes to Chrambo's defence when he's in need. The stuff Disney films are made of, m9s.

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We're aspiring to be like the mcfrench brothers.

Think we're doing a good job so far.

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Or the Krays.

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Or the Krays.

A pair of benders :matron:

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We're aspiring to be like the mcfrench brothers.

Think we're doing a good job so far.

Are you the big or little spoon?

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Are you the big or little spoon?

Little.

Always.

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Is that a different way of asking top or bottom?

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Yeah imagine walking into a 25k+ a year right out of uni job chrambo you fucking m**g

That's nice, but it's not quite £27k+.

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That's nice, but it's not quite £27k+.

Have you even graduated from jewel and esk yet?

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Have you even graduated from jewel and esk yet?

I don't even know what that is. As it happens, once I've finished my Masters at Dundee Scotland's top engineering university I'll be coining it in.

Well, either that or I'll become a Physics teacher.

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Yeah imagine walking into a 25k+ a year right out of uni job chrambo you fucking m**g

Imagine not having a degree and earning over double that

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Imagine not having a degree and earning over double that

I'm sure chrambo will manage that when he's about 60 too mate.

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I'm sure chrambo will manage that when he's about 60 too mate.

I'll sixty you ya cheeky wee nyaff

I'll never live to be 60, 50 will be a fucking achievement 

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Why's the book thread become a dick measuring contest?

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Why's the book thread become a dick measuring contest?

If it was dick measuring I'd be hanging at the back saying fuck all