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Saturday night takeaway (literally)
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ElTelAsboFiasco
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12-01-2021, 10:35 PM -
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12-01-2021, 10:43 PM -
Some combo Warnock
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12-01-2021, 10:43 PM -
Meal deal of champions
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12-01-2021, 10:47 PM -
If anyone wants to invest in deliver-a-buffet.com, pm me. there's money to be had.
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12-01-2021, 10:49 PM -
Why even get the urge to buy those things together Warnock which one did you start with? All bloated and that after the spag bol.
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12-01-2021, 10:52 PM -
Only got half way through the chicken and i was like fucksake.
but the spag is now sliding down a treat.
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12-01-2021, 10:57 PM -
Do you tip delivery drivers El Tel?

ElTelAsboFiasco
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12-01-2021, 11:00 PM -
Do i fuck. 3 quid delivery charge and a 50p service charge already. 
I'm no made of money.

Cunts should be paying me for keeping them in a job.
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12-01-2021, 11:38 PM -
I’ve never really thought about another mans shits until Terry came along. They must be something special.
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12-01-2021, 11:44 PM -
Constipation on kebab/chippy days. Diarohea on the curry days.
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12-02-2021, 12:02 AM -
(12-01-2021, 11:00 PM)Terry Wrote: Do i fuck. 3 quid delivery charge and a 50p service charge already. 
I'm no made of money.

Cunts should be paying me for keeping them in a job.

I dont think either of the delivery charge and service fee go to the driver terry, granted some of the delivery charge will go towards the drivers wages.

I don’t understand folk who don’t tip drivers, especially someone who eats out as often as yourself.

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12-02-2021, 12:04 AM -
Tipping drivers eats into his kebab fund, tbf.
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12-02-2021, 12:49 AM -
Who the fuck orders a spag bol for takeaway? Warnock
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12-02-2021, 12:55 AM -
(12-02-2021, 12:49 AM)Hank Scorpio Wrote: Who the fuck orders a stag bol for takeaway? Warnock

Mind Sweet Lew ordered some penne pasta with a tin of chopped tomatoes mixed into it Monty Chuckle
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12-02-2021, 01:20 AM -
(12-01-2021, 10:35 PM)Terry Wrote: [Image: SQKx8hVl.jpg]

You are a disgusting man. Zlat
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12-02-2021, 07:51 AM -
(12-02-2021, 12:02 AM)Rory Breaker Wrote: I dont think either of the delivery charge and service fee go to the driver terry, granted some of the delivery charge will go towards the drivers wages.

I don’t understand folk who don’t tip drivers, especially someone who eats out as often as yourself.

I always try to but I rarely have cash lying about these days.
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12-02-2021, 08:59 AM -
Tipping a guy for bringing you a fish supper a couple of miles in his car  Warnock
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12-02-2021, 09:33 AM -
(12-02-2021, 08:59 AM)Terry Wrote: Tipping a guy for bringing you a fish supper a couple of miles in his car  Warnock

Eh aye? Laugh

I only ever do it if the apps let you do it but think most of them you can leave a tip now. You def can on Deliveroo anyway.
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12-02-2021, 10:10 AM -
They get 50 quid, petrol money and a free meal for 4 hours 'work'.

Tipping is a mugs game.



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