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Saturday night takeaway (literally)
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ElTelAsboFiasco
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03-20-2021, 08:41 PM -
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If you're getting pished on a Saturday, you need to top it off with a late night takeaway. 

What's everyone getting!?
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03-20-2021, 08:50 PM -
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Aye ok, bread and butter for you lot. 

I'm thinking about a munchie box from the chinese but there's a reason i've not had one in years. 

Maybe a mixed tandoori grill, but i'll no doubt leave it so late that there's only 1 dodgy craigshill chippy open or dominos.
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03-20-2021, 09:14 PM -
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Had a subway for lunch today Pretty good
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03-20-2021, 09:20 PM -
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I had another subway last night, cunts forgot to put the grated cheese and pickles in with salad.
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03-21-2021, 12:41 AM -
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Saturday night and not a single cunt ordered a takeaway. 
Fuckin sad state of affairs.
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03-21-2021, 12:43 AM -
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What happened to the wee frazzle cunt showing off his crotch and wee bottle of beer?
Marmaris is still open you shite bag.
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03-21-2021, 10:35 AM -
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03-21-2021, 10:46 AM -
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I had the worst pizza ever last night like. fucking lazy as fuck effort, likewise the onion rings. serves me right for ordering a pizza from somewhere that isn't a chippy or specialises in pizza.
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03-21-2021, 05:12 PM -
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Left it too late and ended up making do with one of those Dr oakter jobs
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03-21-2021, 05:39 PM -
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Was going to cook a dansak but the wife wants saag paneer, so she seems to be suggesting we get one delivered.

Wont be complaining too much.
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03-21-2021, 05:40 PM -
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Did have a chinese last night. Lemon chicken with chilli and honey sauce Pinilla
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03-21-2021, 07:35 PM -
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(03-21-2021, 05:40 PM)Hank Scorpio Wrote: Did have a chinese last night. Lemon chicken with chilli and honey sauce Pinilla

Does that not make it chilli and honey chicken? 
or is the chicken still made with lemon?

I'm bloody tempted to get something now.
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03-21-2021, 07:37 PM -
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Your arteries will be in some nick after all these takeaways Terence Laugh
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03-21-2021, 07:41 PM -
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(03-21-2021, 07:37 PM)Cheeky Gnando’s Wrote: Your arteries will be in some nick after all these takeaways Terence Laugh

Haa, i didn't get one last night and the last 2 were subways with roast chicken and aw the salad.
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03-23-2021, 11:28 PM -
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We celebratory large chicken kebab & large shish kebab on it's way for the neilson out party.
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03-23-2021, 11:33 PM -
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03-23-2021, 11:35 PM -
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With all these takeaways, there’s only one man on the way out, and it isn’t Neilson Monty LewLew
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03-23-2021, 11:42 PM -
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It's the last one mate, i promise.
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03-23-2021, 11:42 PM -
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Good on ye. Tel.
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03-27-2021, 07:30 PM -
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I'm absolutely craving a large chicken & shish kebab with fried onions, peppers and mushrooms. Geez the salad tae.

As Queen once said, I want it all, and i want it now.



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