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Saturday night takeaway (literally)
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ElTelAsboFiasco
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09-11-2021, 11:20 PM -
opted out. 

ham cheese and tomato on the seeded loaf while it's fresh x 2.
Bed and no getting up until kickoff.
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09-11-2021, 11:40 PM -
Would have dropped the hame and gone heavy on the cracked pepper. Healthy alternative, Tel. You'll be better for it on derby day. GodIsGod
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09-12-2021, 01:23 PM -
Ham isn't bad for you? 
Well apart from the salt.
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09-12-2021, 01:55 PM -
(09-12-2021, 01:23 PM)Terry Wrote: Ham isn't bad for you? 
Well apart from the salt.

Ken, but I just think cheese and tomato works better without the ham. Sound

just had cheese and crackers, some instant noodles, a double p/butter and rasp jam sanny, a single thick cut marmalade piece as I needed something sweet after the spicy noodles, and now a mug of tea. Fat Cunt Hopefully wear off before fives at six.
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09-12-2021, 01:58 PM -
Haa, sake. 
I'd have to pass on the p butter and jam sanny like.
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09-12-2021, 03:26 PM -
Just made a right arse of myself, got a 30% discount for uber eats so thought i'd see how much a chiquitos would come to, 
clicked on what i thought would take me to the next page and it fucking placed the order! 
Fajitas, onion rings and tortilla chips coming in the next 15 minutes  Warnock
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09-12-2021, 03:51 PM -
Deesh  Quite Good

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09-12-2021, 03:52 PM -
Onion rings look a bit cremated.
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09-12-2021, 03:54 PM -
Nah, it's just the light, or lack of it.
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09-12-2021, 03:56 PM -
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09-12-2021, 03:57 PM -
Better
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09-14-2021, 10:15 AM -
(09-11-2021, 10:45 PM)Terry Wrote: I still don't get it, did you not see the price before ordering? 60 quid mate! 60 quid for a takeaway!

Really easy to get there, curry houses are charging £12 for some curries, £3 rice, breads, couple of sides or a few starters.

Crazy prices like.
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09-15-2021, 09:10 AM -
The thing is that Terry is always buying for one Titter
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I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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09-15-2021, 10:16 AM -
Aye, but I try and keep it down the 15 quid mark. 
2 would be 30 quid, not 60!
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09-15-2021, 10:19 AM -
Maths mak. Shut it jjay
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09-16-2021, 04:33 PM -
No happy, like. 
I was all set for my early weekend takeaway and beers, then the boss asks me to work tomorrow. 
Still not got my car either, they told me it was fixed, forked out 430 quid, started it up and it was still as fucked as when I dropped it off!
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09-16-2021, 07:36 PM -
Telt him i was busy in the morning by the way, i'm no daft. 
12-4 shift  Warnock
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09-16-2021, 07:45 PM -
Broken Britain.

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09-16-2021, 07:49 PM -
I'm starting to think that independence is the way forward.
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09-16-2021, 07:50 PM -
(09-16-2021, 07:49 PM)Terry Wrote: I'm starting to think that independence is the way forward.

Mrs Tibbs agrees



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