Grootovic
Super Moderator
Shit only thing missing is a bowl with car keys in it
Aye, fuck that, there's only a few things i care about, my car keys is up there.
I'm browsing POF though, to be fair.
I like to try new things.
The lassie at the counter said that those salty sticks with peanuts in them are amazing tae.
Probably just wanted pumped though.
The Great Naisy
Morph is a wee wank
The ultimate ego boost when a tidy wee waitress tells you you've made a good choice. Yes, I am quite the connoisseur and you certainly aren't told to tell every customer this as part of your training.
Zizou
Drunk Cretin & Hassle Magnet
Did you smash it Terrance?
I smashed the lot of them, bro.
every cunt on every checkout, every cunt in the cue, the lot.
I'm a breakfast lunch and dinner man don't think I've had a 'snack' since I was about 10 year old.
Those Bacon flavoured "healthy" crisps are the dugs, by the way, were only about 70p.
Had you pumped the bird behind the till, you'd have got them for 50p.
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