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Christmas 2021
Started by Kashinda




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12-04-2021, 05:38 PM -
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Thumbs up if you're a cranberry and bread sauce weirdo.
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12-04-2021, 06:02 PM -
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12-05-2021, 10:08 AM -
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A congressman Monto Warnock

https://twitter.com/repthomasmassie/stat...22979?s=21

Americans are off their heeds.
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12-05-2021, 10:24 AM -
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Definitely taken about 15 minutes before they set off to hunt some blacks.
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12-05-2021, 10:26 AM -
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Getting the wife a Thompson submachine gun for Christmas Monty Chuckle
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12-05-2021, 10:38 PM -
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(12-05-2021, 10:08 AM)The Great Craigy G Wrote: A congressman Monto Warnock

https://twitter.com/repthomasmassie/stat...22979?s=21

Americans are off their heeds.


https://twitter.com/gregedington/status/...74434?s=21

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12-05-2021, 10:45 PM -
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12-07-2021, 03:58 PM -
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What are cunts getting the folks for Christmas? Mines are in their early 60's, both retirred and have fucking everything, they are impossible to buy for

Fat Cunt

Not complaining or being a dick i dont want to sound like a cunt, i know i am lucky.

But what do you get your ma and da at this stage man? Daniel Jos

Mum asked for a bracelet, sound, chuck in some perfume and what, a yankee candle, job done.

Auld man is all about the golf so, 20 baws, some aftershave and....? Actually hes sound this year as im taking him to a podcast thing, the good the bad and the rugby, but its not till like May so feel shite handing that over and like yay christmas but not till next year. Shite eh.
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12-07-2021, 04:04 PM -
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Getting my old man books about World War 2 and Airfix models, same as every other year Warnock

My mum's wanting one of those water flosser things Sterro
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12-07-2021, 04:19 PM -
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I got my dad a record player and my mum an air fryer and 12 different diluting juices from Mr Fitzpatricks
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12-07-2021, 05:10 PM -
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if in doubt just get your folks a voucher for a nice meal Sound
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12-07-2021, 05:19 PM -
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A wee itison for your mum and dad to get a night away shagging Sound
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12-07-2021, 05:21 PM -
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Usually a meal voucher and a couple of novelties like a wee board game or something
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12-07-2021, 05:49 PM -
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What if you’ve got oddball parents who dislike each other’s company and never go for meals out please Bobby Christ
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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12-07-2021, 06:14 PM -
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My dads good because he always tells us what he wants, Robbo’s book and a bottle of whisky. 

My mum is a fucking nightmare, never says what she wants. Usually just get my Mrs to come up with ideas, she’s getting a scarf and a bag this year. 

Vouchers are a decent idea tbf.
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12-07-2021, 06:22 PM -
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I'm teetering on the edge of meltdown I actually hate the whole present thing wish we could just knock it all on the head. You're required to tell folk what you want and think of stuff to buy other people I absolutely detest it tbh.
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12-07-2021, 06:22 PM -
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The classic of alcohol?

Got my mum a DIY Gin making kit and found it at the back of a cupboard last time I was home. Fucking cow Get To Woy
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12-07-2021, 06:24 PM -
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Has anyone ever actually used one of those kits? Warnock

I’m with Lewdog on this one tbh; Christmas presents are more hassle than they’re worth. Once you hit 25 that should be the end of it.
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12-07-2021, 06:39 PM -
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(12-07-2021, 06:24 PM)Acey Wrote: Has anyone ever actually used one of those kits? Warnock

I’m with Lewdog on this one tbh; Christmas presents are more hassle than they’re worth. Once you hit 25 that should be the end of it.

Evidently not Lampoon

Thought it would be hassle free - chuck Sainsbury’s basics vodka into a bottle and end up with gin in a few weeks.

Edit: obviously not as hassle free as buying a bottle of gin so just save your pish.
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12-07-2021, 06:40 PM -
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(12-07-2021, 06:39 PM)JohnjoL20 Wrote: Evidently not Lampoon

Thought it would be hassle free - chuck Sainsbury’s basics vodka into a bottle and end up with gin in a few weeks.

What a gift VanGaals Bitch



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