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*Official* Seethe thread: patter that should result in social cleansing
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Winston Churchill
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11-20-2014, 04:20 PM -
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Cyclists without lights or hi viz gear.

Bams on the cycle path walking their dugs without a leash.
Many candidates came and went and yet the one she went for was just down the corridor.
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11-22-2014, 09:07 AM -
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11-23-2014, 12:06 AM -
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Folk that work in Subway should be first up against the wall. Utterly useless human beings. The oxygen thief that served me today should be sterilised before she has the chance to inflict her genes on the human race.
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11-24-2014, 06:02 AM -
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When you think you've struck gold with a tidy on tinder and she gives you the I'm $100 an hour chat.
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11-24-2014, 06:30 AM -
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(11-24-2014, 06:02 AM)Morph Wrote: When you think you've struck gold with a tidy on tinder and she gives you the I'm $100 an hour chat.

TongueETRIE:
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11-24-2014, 09:33 AM -
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Another driving one. On the way to work this morning there was a van on fire, cab, front and right along the roof and the ground in front. I was on the other side of the road well away from it with windows closed and I could still feel the heat when I sped past and there's muppets driving beside it slow as fuck to get a good look. It's on fucking fire you fucktards!
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11-25-2014, 08:08 AM -
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Smoking on the train platform. Throw yourself on the tracks you utter cunts
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11-25-2014, 10:14 AM -
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(11-25-2014, 08:08 AM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Smoking on the train platform. Throw yourself on the tracks you utter cunts

just generally anyone puffing away on a cigarette right in your face. Muggy
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11-25-2014, 10:18 AM -
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People uploading screenshots of their group chat.

Your patters shite mate.


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11-25-2014, 01:11 PM -
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Folk who spend their full bus journey on the phone .

You hang up,no you hang up first.

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11-25-2014, 01:23 PM -
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(11-19-2014, 03:37 PM)Chris Benoit Wrote: It's 5 fucking pence. I wouldn't pick it up if it fell out my pocket.

Just read that some Supermarkets are reporting as much as a 90% fall in the use of plastic bags since the charge came in...

Who said the Scots are tight?
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11-25-2014, 01:35 PM -
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(11-25-2014, 01:23 PM)Chrambo Wrote: Just read that some Supermarkets are reporting as much as a 90% fall in the use of plastic bags since the charge came in...

Who said the Scots are tight?

A lassie in the local Scotmid told me that the local Tesco had lost about 200 of their wire baskets within a week of the introduction of the 5p charge.

I found that hard to believe, but you never know, I suppose.
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11-25-2014, 03:23 PM -
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(11-25-2014, 01:35 PM)Fabius Maximus Wrote: A lassie in the local Scotmid told me that the local Tesco had lost about 200 of their wire baskets within a week of the introduction of the 5p charge.

I found that hard to believe, but you never know, I suppose.

I don't, then again I live in Rosyth
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11-25-2014, 03:30 PM -
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Noticed that the Asda near me have placed stickers on all their asking customers not to steal them.

In Bearsden of all places.
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11-25-2014, 04:31 PM -
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Dundee Asda had to security tag all their baskets 2 days after the bag charge came in Laugh

Adults riding microscooters to work. See about 3 per day. Just fuck off
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11-25-2014, 07:21 PM -
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Microsoft silverlight not working with Chrome anymore, means I have to resort to watching Skygo on Safari, slightly seethe inducing.
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11-25-2014, 08:46 PM -
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(11-25-2014, 07:21 PM)Mastermind Wrote: Microsoft silverlight not working with Chrome anymore, means I have to resort to watching Skygo on Safari, slightly seethe inducing.



Only realising now that your avatar isn't Seedorf
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11-25-2014, 09:40 PM -
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(11-25-2014, 08:46 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Only realising now that your avatar isn't Seedorf

UKIP voter post imo.

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11-25-2014, 09:43 PM -
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(11-25-2014, 09:40 PM)Mastermind Wrote: iPhone user post imo.

jjay

Ftfy

Maybe I should have sprung for the 6plus
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11-25-2014, 11:00 PM -
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(11-25-2014, 08:46 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Only realising now that your avatar isn't Seedorf

You're one of those boys that sings "Fat Eddie Murphy" at anyone who has so much as visited sub-Saharan Africa, aren't you?
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