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*Official* Seethe thread: patter that should result in social cleansing
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09-11-2020, 02:17 PM -
(09-11-2020, 02:04 PM)Floyd Wrote: Every single Friday when I’m back in the office that happens, just as I’m trying to get our sharp. Fat Cunt

Have a sympathy Pozzy.

Putitthere

After over an hour, it's started working again but still claiming it needs to install updates. I've been trying to work all day and achieved pretty much fucking nothing. Fat Cunt
(08-21-2017, 01:25 PM)i8hibsh Wrote: I AM A LONER BY CHOICE
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I HAVE NO KIDS BY CHOICE

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09-18-2020, 04:15 PM -
Couriers Get To Woy Ordered some new curtains from Dunelm (#thuglife) for the bedsit; due to be delivered on Wednesday by DHL. I was out, but Mrs Acey was in all day. She gets a text from DHL at around 2pm confirming delivery, and that the parcel was signed for by "[our surname]", but no sign of anything, nobody pressing the buzzer, no DHL van outside etc. Having to chase both Dunelm and DHL to find out where the fuck our curtains are, and why DHL have said that we've signed for something when nobody turned up. Fat Cunt How do three big pairs of curtains just go missing? Warnock

If that driver ever turns up it'll be fuckin curtains for him, let me tell you. APRant
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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09-18-2020, 04:20 PM -
Do the curtains have cats on them?
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09-18-2020, 04:20 PM -
Happy to confirm that no, they do not.
(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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09-18-2020, 05:59 PM -
I delivered an item to your mum’s curtains
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09-18-2020, 06:26 PM -
(09-18-2020, 04:15 PM)Acey Exotic Wrote: Couriers Get To Woy Ordered some new curtains from Dunelm (#thuglife) for the bedsit; due to be delivered on Wednesday by DHL. I was out, but Mrs Acey was in all day. She gets a text from DHL at around 2pm confirming delivery, and that the parcel was signed for by "[our surname]", but no sign of anything, nobody pressing the buzzer, no DHL van outside etc. Having to chase both Dunelm and DHL to find out where the fuck our curtains are, and why DHL have said that we've signed for something when nobody turned up. Fat Cunt How do three big pairs of curtains just go missing?  Warnock

If that driver ever turns up it'll be fuckin curtains for him, let me tell you. APRant

Sorry to hear that, mate. Really annoying when something goes wrong with your delivery. Have a sympathy pozzy Sound

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09-19-2020, 03:13 PM -
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-54217327

Quote:A woman fell out of a moving car on the M25 while leaning out of the window to film a video for Snapchat  

State of the world man  Fat Cunt
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09-20-2020, 01:23 AM -
folk that say mrs (insert forum username)
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09-20-2020, 09:05 AM -
(09-20-2020, 01:23 AM)Shteve Wrote: folk that say mrs (insert forum username)

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09-20-2020, 12:36 PM -
Just wait until Acey Jnr comes along. jjay
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09-20-2020, 04:44 PM -
Is your wife joining the forum? Quite Good
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09-20-2020, 07:15 PM -
Supposed to get an amazon delivery today. Found a card through the door saying it had been delivered to the right number on the wrong street. Popped along and got no answer. Tried again tonight and still no answer so left a note and I’m fairly sure when I was posting the note through I knocked the package out the letterbox  Monty Oh Well
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09-22-2020, 01:14 PM -
I hate cunts who drive slow as a week in the jail in the mornings, dithering up the road like they've got nowhere to be, in my opinion everyone should be in a rush in the morning getting the foot down.
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09-25-2020, 12:59 PM -
£460 steam/microwave oven packed in one month after the 2yr warranty expired.  Got the letter asking if we wanted to extend it but nahh, it's a panny they last for ages, don't they.  Monty Ha

Off up to Asda to get one of their £35 cheapos. Fart Smelly
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09-25-2020, 01:54 PM -
wtf is a steam/microwave oven Warnock £460 Dismay

Get a standard microwave and a £10 steamer. Had one of these steamed for lunch actually. Tony Hmm

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(08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)Mags Wrote: A resposta é Sim.

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09-25-2020, 02:00 PM -
Extended warranty for a microwave Monty Chuckle
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09-25-2020, 02:38 PM -
(09-25-2020, 01:54 PM)NHS Track and TrAcey Wrote: wtf is a steam/microwave oven  Warnock £460 Dismay

Get a standard microwave and a £10 steamer. Had one of these steamed for lunch actually. Tony Hmm

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One of these fellys!  https://www.johnlewis.com/panasonic-nn-c...lsrc=aw.ds


Apparently you can basically cook, like Xmas dinner at the push of one button.  Needless to say we hardly used it except, for heating up one of the Asda Indians for two! Old man bought it, total daftie!  Aye, got a bamboo steamer which is pretty good, and a separate rice steamer.

What's in those, Acey?


(09-25-2020, 02:00 PM)Little Bit Of The Boycey Wrote: Extended warranty for a microwave Monty Chuckle

Exactly, though they done us good!  'Chatted' with a Panasonic agent this afternoon and he said  Warnock Told me to get in touch with Burnside TV & Repair, in Glasgow.  Wiggo-d him.  Aye right, some wee sellick tv boy in Rutherglen is gonna drive 90 mins to tell me my microwave is fucked and not charge me.   Special
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09-25-2020, 02:50 PM -
Rofl

Absolutely love the idea of you going on to the live chat and telling your story, only for the boy to drop a Warnock
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09-25-2020, 02:58 PM -
(09-25-2020, 02:38 PM)pondlife Wrote: What's in those, Acey?

Pork mince and herbs in a giant bun. Class. GodIsGod I got them from an asian supermarket on South Clerk St, but I imagine you can get them (or similar) from any.
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09-25-2020, 03:02 PM -
(09-25-2020, 02:50 PM)Little Bit Of The Boycey Wrote: Rofl

Absolutely love the idea of you going on to the live chat and telling your story, only for the boy to drop a Warnock

I was wooding all the way through it.  Knew he was  Jez -it behind his monitor.  We kissed and made up at the end though.  Agreed that it was the big bad system sticking it to the man.

Still like raging mind as I'll have to either fly-tip the monster, or take it to the recycling centre.  Either way a ballache!
























Kidding on the fly-tip; really should just chuck it through John Lewis's window! UWOT
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